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Interactive Pun Joke Practice #2 Open Powerpoint , go to “Slide Show” at the top and click “view show”. Type the words in the white boxes . Complete the activity and save the final copy with your name (or group’s name). Type your name or group’s name in the red box below.
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Interactive Pun Joke Practice #2Open Powerpoint, go to “Slide Show” at the top and click “view show”. Type the words in the white boxes. Complete the activity and save the final copy with your name (or group’s name) Type your name or group’s name in the red box below. Can you guess the “pun” punch line?What happened to the boy who drank 8 Cokes? Can you guess the “pun” punch line?What do basketball players and babies have in common?
Interactive Pun Joke Practice #2Open Powerpoint, go to “Slide Show” at the top and click “view show”. Type the words in the white boxes. Complete the activity and save the final copy with your name (or group’s name) Can you guess the “pun” punch line?Why did the book join the police? Can you guess the “pun” punch line?What did one knife say to the other knife? Can you guess the “pun” punch line?Why did the king go to the dentist?
Answers Pun Set 2 • What happened to the boy who drank 8 Cokes? • " He burped 7 UP” (Richard Lederer) • What do basketball players and babies have in common? • They both dribble. Patrick, age 11 • Why did the book join the police? • Because he wanted to go undercover! (Kallie, 8) • What did one knife say to the other knife? • "You're looking pretty sharp today!" (Nisa, 12) • Why did the king go to the dentist? • To get his teeth crowned! (Kristine, 14) From Tom Swifities Site • [TomSwifties] Kids Puns of the Weak 01-18-05