The Sword of Stories

1. Click the speaker Click or press the spacebar! The Sword of Stories This PowerPoint is full of Percy Jackson. By Sunehra Subah Book by Rick Riordan Disclaimer-I do not own this Enjoy!

2. Well, lets see.     My friend, Grover, seems like an ordinary guy with bad acne, but is actually half a barn-yard animal, that saved my life by accepting my gift of flying shoes. Grover and I, we are best buddies.     Annabeth, A.K.A ''Wise Girl'', has a pretty painful past. But she is able to put that aside, and fight monsters, pretty much everyday. She is a half-blood, like me.      What IS a half-blood?     Okay, I think I have got some explaining to do.     Don't freak out, but I am half-god, along with many others in the world. We go out on missions and  save the world. All that Greek mythology stuff you learn in school, its real.     Oh sure, your laying back on your couch, and think ya...this guy is wack. But hey, you chose to read this!     My name is Percy. Percy Jackson. Son of Poseidon, God of Water.      When I got that blue signal spinning above my head, I realized who I am..and what I have to do for the world.      I was creeped out. Everyone looked at me different from the first day I came to Camp Half-Blood. At first, the meaner kids were like, ''Ooh, dork to mess with'', and the nicer kids were like, ''Watch out man. And you killed a Minotaur?!''.      The Minotaur part is another story.     But now, people gasp when they see me. Their faces turn confused or some other expression I can't read. But oh, when that monster attacked the camp, and Chiron sent me off on my first ever quest, then people were basically saying their goodbyes. That quest could have been my last.       But I am alive.      And maybe being dead would've been better.

3. The Owl In Our Mission Wise-Girl Click this to hear it read out loud! Really, Kelp Face? That is the best title you can think up for me? ‘’Wise Girl’’? Well, if I was in charge of titles I would change it to, ‘’The Owl in our Mission’’, and since this is my chapter…. ( Press Spacebar ). Ah…much better. So lets cut to the chase. Ha, ‘’chase’’, get it? Oh, no I am turning into Percy. My name is Annabeth Chase, daughter of Athena, goddess of wisdom and war. My father is Frederick Chase. Don’t mess with me. I fight with a celestial bronze knife, and my defense is invisibility with a Yankees Cap, a gift from my mother you see. When, my mother left us, I was stuck with my dad and step-mom. It was terrible. She would keep Matthew and Bobby far away from me, ‘’the freak’’. My father always sided with her. I ran, with my heart beating quickly in my chest. I slept in corners, and Athena guided me along the way. Perhaps, it was destiny that brought Luke and Thalia to me. Grover had orders to protect only Thalia, but he saw my big young eyes, and gave it a shot. I owe my life to him. But the.. To be continued….

4. The Owl In Our Mission Kindly Ones caught up. Thalia fought with all her might, and told us with a last breathing breath, ‘’Go’’. We left, she was dying. And Zeus ….well took pity on his daughter. Her arms began to turn into branches, and then she was simply a tree. I am here, and I will make Thalia proud. I will.

5. Cans and Bleats You know what they say. You know, things aren’t always what they seem? When I was protecting Percy in school, a lot of people would say I was as ‘’dumb as a goat’’. They didn’t know how much goat I actually was. I am Grover. Grover Underwood. And I….am a satyr. There I said it, Percy. A satyr is half-goat and half-person. I seem like a regular teenager, with a walking disorder and acne. But I am not. Under my fake human feet lies a hoof. And shaggy hindquarters. I went with Percy and Annabeth on a quest to find the lightning bolt. It was horrible. Not just the monsters, but how people treat animals. When, we were riding in that truck filled with those poor animals, hungry, neglected… it is not nice! But I feel better when I think about Pan. He will keep us safe, when he is found. And I will find him. I will make my daddy proud. I miss my dad, he died trying to find Pan. Bla-ha-ha! But I will find Pan!

6. Mattresses are Mean A bed of comfort They might seem But the human eye ‘tis foolish When the crusty man walks forward With a warm gentle hand And a mask of generosity Can he be trusted? Walk forward, all beds beckoning The man smiles and gestures The satyr leaps onto a bed, easily comforted He steps over to me Smiles, smiles and jeers I cannot trust the smile He shows me to a bed, and I refuse Shoving and the trap is set We are stretched Our foolishness makes our cheeks go red As only the wet one can support us Are we as good as dead? Nay!

7. Mattresses are Mean For the unkind human is foolish in pride proving he is worthy of the underworld as the seaweed plants Him in his own trap Pride is not happiness Mattresses can be mean (Off screen) Percy- Wise Girl can you shut up. You are turning an awesome mission into a boring lecture. Like seriously! All it was about was you guys getting trapped by Crusty by being stretched to death, but then I trapped him in his own trap, and cut you guys out. It was epic. The end. Annabeth- Shut up Seaweed Brain. Percy- And that is another thing. Why do you call me, ‘’the wet one’’, or ‘’the seaweed’’, I have a name you know! Annabeth- Just Shut up.

8. Chat Room - A SeaweedBrain has logged on. Seaweed Brain- Hey guys! Where is everybody? WiseGirl has logged on. HooveEater has logged on. AresChild has logged on. Mr.Potter has logged on. WiseGirl- Okay, I know SeaweedBrain is Percy, HooveEater is Grover, AresChild is Clarisse, but who is Mr.Potter? Mr.Potter- Ha, I have found you Voldemort! Funny, calling yourself WiseGirl because you think you are smart. Ha! HooveEater- Wrong book, dude. Mr.Potter has left Chat Room A. AresChild- You know, Harry Potter is a lot like Percy Jackson. Like Percy is some sort of epic hero, and Harry is too. Hermione is like Annabeth, smart. And Grover is like Ron. Percy looks up to Chiron, and Harry looks up to Dumbledore. Percy has to defeat Kronos, and Harry has to defeat Voldemort. Luke is kind of like Malfoy. WiseGirl- Luke is not like Malfoy! SeaweedBrain- Some SORT of epic hero, Clarisse? AresChild- Actually no, not a hero of all!

9. Chat Room- A Seaweed Brain- Why you! If I could kill you in a chat room, I would! AresChild- That is the best comeback you can think up, you little punk!? WiseGirl- Guys I am sure, you will be GREAT at killing each other, but, GROW UP! SeaweedBrain- Well, aren’t you the peace maker here? OwlGod had logged on. OwlGod- Excuse me, KelpFace? What were you saying to my daughter? Should I burn you right now? WiseGirl- MOM! Get out of this Chat Room please! SeaweedBrain- I am sorry to insult your daughter Athena. OwlGod- Hump! Fine. I will not kill you, because my daughter, (computer glare), has stuck up for you. Goodbye! OwlGod has logged off. HooveEater- Wow, I did not know gods could log on. WiseGirl- What just happened? AresChild- Why does your mom hate Percy so much? Like I can understand but…. WiseGirl- Percy explain. SeaweedBrain- Well, my dad was with his girlfriend Medusa, in Athena’s temple, which is hugely disrespectful, and you know, Athena turned Medusa into the snake haired lady we all know and love today, so… my dad and Athena have been rivals for eons. WiseGirl- Hah, I have taught you something, after all. At least what could be taught to a seaweed brain. ;) Seaweed Brain- Hey! HooveEater- You guys are so cute together! Annabeth even winked! Annabeth- Grrr. HooveEater has left Chat Room A

10. Chat Room- A SeaweedBrain- Quite the charmer am I not? AresChild- Gag. WiseGirl has left Chat Room A. SeaweedBrain- Am I that bad? WiseGirl has logged on. Wise Girl- Yes! AresChild-Yes! SeaweedBrain has left Chat Room A. WiseGirl- That is our cue. WiseGirl has left Chat Room A. AresChild- *Smirk* Percy is so sensitive. AresChild has left Chat Room A Mr.Potter has logged on. Sunehra has logged on. Mr.Potter-Voldemort is that you? Sunehra- Sorry, couldn’t resist.

11. Hephaestus hour! Theme SONG sang out loud! (Theme Song) What’s the view...what’s the crime…what’s the news…WHAT IS THE TIME? Hephaestus Hour, Greek Gods Power, humor, and your guy! H- Hi daily viewers! Who is your guy? Audience- Hephaestus! H- today we are going to see what was happening on Mount Olympus ( and yes the Underworld too) while Percy, Annabeth, and Grover were on a quest together to end the war. Aphrodite- But they are perfect for each other! Percabeth! (Off Screen) H- That’s later in the books, I thought you guys had her quiet! Robot-Beep Beep H- *Sigh* Enjoy the show. The show Out loud!

12. An Ad H- Are you kidding me! That is a terrible title. Percy- Eh! Flying Shoes! A one-war trip to Tartarus! Buy an issue of Demigod Edition:People Magazine to find out more! We need to get back to the show. Zeus wants to see himself!

13. Hephaestus hour! 1st speaker H- Hi folks! This is when Percy and Annabeth were in the Tunnel of Love TOGETHER! When the trap was MEANT for my wife and that reckless Ares, but eh.. Guys can you turn off that music! Aphrodite- He is not reckless! He is quite hot! H- Start it! (Fade to video ..music stops..) Athena- Oh look, the TV is projecting something! Live! Oh how I hate technology, before people would actually think! Not stare at a musical box the whole day! H- ( has a smug look on his face) Aphrodite – (Hugs Ares) Oh, hello Hephaestus dear. H- Hello dear….What! You…ah, who? But! Ares- Have a problem speaking, punk? H- excuse me? Zeus- Guys! Fight later, ooh, how I do love humor. Poseidon- Yah, Zeusie ! Zeus- I wouldn’t be so sure of myself brother, your still grounded. Poseidon- By whom Zeus- By me! Athena- Its start– what! 2nd speaker

14. Hephaestus hour! Athena- Oh my goodness, that sea scum and my innocent daughter together! Poseidon- What! My son is not sea scum, unlike your wise girl! Athena- Wise girl! WISE GIRL? Ares- FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! Athena- Hephaestus. Poseidon- Hephaestus! H- I do believe that my robot is calling. Beep beep. I must go. *rushes out* Aphrodite- Ares you clever little thing. And by the way Athena and Poseidon, they are bound to get together sooner or later! Athena- WHAT! Poseidon- My boy is quite the charmer! But still, WHAT! Aphrodite- Well, Ares has some business to attend to, and I need to go put Carlos and Mimi together. Poseidon- Who? Aphrodite- Its my business! Zeus- Well I see the sea spawn has finally been moving forward to as he says, ‘’get back my bolt’’, but I do not trust him! Poseidon- Hey! I am leaving! Athena- Thanks dad. Poseidon- (Mutters) Darn brother, darn niece….

15. Hephaestus hour! H-Well! Did the gods take that well! Hades knew about this, because…well…he IS a god, you know. We have him on the call. (Hades on the call)- My only words? HA, HA ,HA! H- Okay. But I DID NOT think it was funny, on account of my wife cheating on me...but… Aphrodite- Ha, did Ares get you dear! H- Whatever. So bye! Tune in next time on Hephaestus Hour! • End Song- Born on Mount Olympus • My father threw me off • Deprived of the love of a father, and alone, a god am I • You know I am a go-od • So you better watch this show • It has been one episode after another • You have watched them all one by one End Song

16. News Flash- Annabeth Feeling Sorry! • Dear Diary, • Today, I snuck into Percy’s book bag. Yah, yah, I know it was wrong, but hey! I am curious, ok! Anyway, I found his phone. And he sent a text message to no one. It was saved in his drafts. It said, ‘’mom where are you, ’’? And I felt terrible. His mom died, and here I was resenting him, because his father was Poseidon. When he begged me to at least work with him, for now, I felt so guilty. Poor child. • I sound like a grandmother, but eh! • And then I saw HIS diary. And the way he described me, when he first met me, made me blush. He had made me beautiful , and how I described him in my mind, was terrible. I felt sorry, so I wrote in his diary,’’I am sorry’’. Wait, what is this? • It is Okay. He has terrible handwriting, but that is sweet. Wait, did he READ MY DIARY? Excuse me diary, but I need to go fry some fish. • I feel better.

17. Photos of the Questers

18. *Sobs* Goodbye! I could go on and on, because I really love Percy Jackson, but you don’t want to be here forever! So I hope no monsters kill you, young demigod. Oh, and that disclaimer. Disclaimer- Percy- Sunehra Subah doesn’t own me. Annabeth- Or me. Grover- Or me. Clarisse- Basically she doesn't own anybody, because if we went on with all the people she doesn’t own, we would be here all night. All- Fine!