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ACT ONE. ACT ONE. SCENE ONE. Let’s meet up later and mess with Macbeth. ACT ONE. SCENE TWO. How’s the war going, bloody captain?. MALCOLM. KING DUNCAN. ACT ONE. SCENE TWO. Good, thanks to Macbeth. He done killed Macdonwald and scared off Norway. I am dying. MALCOLM. KING DUNCAN.
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ACT ONE SCENE ONE Let’s meet up later and mess with Macbeth.
ACT ONE SCENE TWO How’s the war going, bloody captain? MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ACT ONE SCENE TWO Good, thanks to Macbeth. He done killed Macdonwald and scared off Norway. I am dying. MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ACT ONE SCENE TWO Sweet. Go see a medic. MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ACT ONE SCENE TWO The Thane of Cawdor is a traitor and was helping Norway. Macbeth showed up and he kicked butt. Norway surrendered. Nice. ROSS MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ACT ONE SCENE TWO I like me some Macbeth. Kill the original Thane of Cawdor, then tell Macbeth that title is now his. ROSS MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ACT ONE SCENE THREE We are evil little witches.
ACT ONE SCENE THREE It sure is fair and foul today. BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE THREE What are those ugly things? BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE THREE Macbeth, you’re going to be Thane of Cawdor and then king. BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE THREE That’s pretty sweet, ain’t it, MacB? What about me? Howsabout Banquo? BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE three Banquo, you’re going to be great, but not so great. Your kids will be king, but you won’t. BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE three Wait, how do you know this? Are we supposed to act on this? I don’t under- BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE THREE That was weird. So, I get to be Thane of Cawdor and king, huh? Weird. BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE THREE And my kids will be kings. Did we really just see all that, or are we tripping? BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three Hey MacB. Guess what – because you have done so much butt-kicking, the king wants you to be the new Thane of Cawdor. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three Whoa, that’s weird. What happened to the old Thane of Cawdor? ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three He was a traitor, so he’s going to be killed. Yo, let’s go see the king. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three Just give me a second… I need some aside time. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three What do you think, Banquo? The prophecies are coming true. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three Yeah, but those were witches. We should be careful. It could be trouble. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three True… Still, if it’s bad, then why is it true? And if it’s good, why am I thinking about killing the king? ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three My boy can do some thinking, huh? ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three Well, if it fate will bring me the crown, I don’t have to do anything. If it’s destiny, it’s destiny. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE three Alright guys, let’s go see the king. ANGUS BANQUO MAcbeth
ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Sup, son? MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Thane of Cawdor’s dead now. MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Cool. BANQUO MAcbeth MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Macbeth! Banquo! You guys are the best! BANQUO MAcbeth MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS ACT ONE SCENE FOUR No, you’re the best. We do it all for you. BANQUO MAcbeth MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Nah, you’re gonna make me cry. I’ll tell you what – let’s make Malcolm Prince of Cumberland so he’ll be next in line to the throne. Then, let’s head to Inverness, where Macbeth lives. BANQUO MAcbeth MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Sweet. I’ll ride ahead and tell my wife you’re coming. BANQUO MAcbeth MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Prince of Cumberland… now that’s another step between me and the throne… I keep thinking evil thoughts! BANQUO MAcbeth MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
ROSS ANGUS MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FOUR Okay, let’s go. BANQUO MALCOLM KING DUNCAN
MACBETH Lady ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Hmmm…. This letter says my husband met some witches, and they said so and so, and then Thane of Cawdor, and then king… JBWERKDDJ DFLSSDLSDFL SDFLKKLSF IAMNOTOPEN TOYOURDOGS EATINGPOOP
MACBETH Lady ACT ONE SCENE FIVE My husband is destined for great things, but he doesn’t have the cojones to do what is necessary. I must make him become more evil… JBWERKDDJ DFLSSDLSDFL SDFLKKLSF IAMNOTOPEN TOYOURDOGS EATINGPOOP
MACBETH Lady ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Milady – the king is on his way. Your husband is, too.
MACBETH Lady ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Fo’real? Thanks, messenger. That’s awesome news.
MACBETH Lady ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Okay then, this is it. If King Duncan is going to be here, then this is our chance to become king and queen. I need to evil up. EVIL SPIRITS – make me less like a kind woman and more like a cold, heartless man. Transform my mother’s milk to acid and make me capable of MURDER… Night cover all my crimes…
MACBETH Lady ACT ONE SCENE FIVE
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE There’s my man! Thane of Glamis, Thane of Cawdor, and soon to be king. I feel like the future is now for us.
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Hey baby. Duncan’s sleeping over, okay?
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE When is he to leave?
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Tomorrow.
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE He will never see tomorrow! Put on your game face and don’t let him know that we plan to kill him!
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Uh, we’ll talk about this later.
MACBETH Lady MAcbeth ACT ONE SCENE FIVE Show no fear, my husband!
ROSS ACT ONE SCENE SIX Macbeth’s castle looks nice. ANGUS DONALBAIN LENNOX MACDUFF BANQUO MALCOLM KING DUNCAN