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Real answers given by exam candidates:

Real answers given by exam candidates:. “Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”. Real answers given by exam candidates:. “Christians go on pilgrimage to Lord's.”. Real answers given by exam candidates:. “A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”.

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Real answers given by exam candidates:

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  1. Real answers given by exam candidates: “Blood flows down one leg and up the other.”

  2. Real answers given by exam candidates: “Christians go on pilgrimage to Lord's.”

  3. Real answers given by exam candidates: “A magnet is something you find crawling all over a dead cat.”

  4. Real answers given by exam candidates: “Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.”

  5. Real answers given by exam candidates: “The moon is a planet just like the earth, only it is even deader.”

  6. Real answers given by exam candidates: “The tides are a fight between the Earth and moon. All water tends towards the moon, because there is no water in the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.”

  7. Real answers given by exam candidates: “To keep milk from turning sour: Keep it in the cow.”

  8. Real answers given by exam candidates: “To remove dust from the eye, pull the eye down over the nose.”

  9. Real answers given by exam candidates: “A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.”

  10. Real answers given by exam candidates: “A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.”

  11. Real answers given by exam candidates: “Name the four seasons: Salt, mustard, pepper, vinegar.”

  12. Real answers given by exam candidates: “The seventh commandment is, thou shalt not admit adultery.”

  13. Real answers given by exam candidates: “What is a co-operative? It's a kind of shop that is not as dear as places like Marks and Spencer.”

  14. Real answers given by exam candidates: “What is Britain's highest award for valour in war? Nelson's Column.”

  15. Real answers given by exam candidates: “When you smell an odourless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.”

  16. Real answers given by exam candidates: “The skeleton is what is left after the insides have been taken out and the outsides have been taken off. The purpose of the skeleton is something to hitch meat to.”

  17. Exam Stress Children in England are the most tested in the world. According to the TES, it is estimated that they will undertake up to 105 tests and exams during their school years. These include SATs, GCSEs, NVQs, GNVQs, A Levels, CATs, reading, listening, language and IQ tests.

  18. Exam Stress One headteacher worked out that students are out of lessons for at least 46 weeks in the course of their seven-year secondary careers and spend 150 hours actually sitting exams.

  19. Exam Stress As a result of the pressure this creates, Childline estimates that it receives 800 calls a year from pupils suffering from exam stress, some of them as young as nine years old. Also the annual cost of exams and tests has increased to more than £200 million - a 50 per cent rise since 1997.

  20. Exam Stress And to make matters worse, after all the stress, anxiety, effort and sleepless nights, when the results come in, the media tell us that exams are getting easier!

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