Roger’s Revenge

1. Roger’s Revenge a RogerBob production by Roger

2. Instructions • Don’t use arrow keys. • Try to defeat Bob! • Every page will have some choices you can do. Got it!

3. You are Roger. (prologue) One day, while you are talking to Toby, your assistant, you see, out of the corner of your eye, something interesting. You go to investigate…. GO ON, I’M GETTING IMPATIENT!!

4. You are Investigating the Strange Object. It is only an oddly shaped twig. You go back to talk to Toby again, but he is not there. Instead, there is a note. READ NOTE I’ve played this before, I know what it says.

5. The Note Says: Hello Roger! This is your enemy, Bob. I have Toby, and I won’t give him back unless you give me your ship, the Huckleberry. If you don’t respond in 3 days, Toby will die. ~Bob Oh, No!

6. You like your ship too much to let it go! You must do something, though, or Toby will die. You must get past all Bob’s guards and defeat Bob. Do you think you can do it? Start Mission

7. You are still on your planet, Planet Roger. You get into your mini-ship, the Titan, and get off the planet, but Bob has sent some of his guards to get into ships and destroy your planet! The guards see you and they start firing at you. FIRE BACKDODGE THE LASERS ABORT MISSION!

8. You Ran Away! What a stupid idea! The spaceships blow up you and your ship. YOU LOST! Try again

9. You Fired Back at the Ships. You fire, but the ships put up their deflector shields and the lasers bounce back to you. You don’t have any time to put up your deflector shield, so… YOU LOST! Try again

10. You Tried—and Succeeded—to Dodge the Lasers. As it says in the heading, you succeeded to dodge them. One almost hit you, but you put up your deflector shield just in time. Nice! You have saved yourself and your planet, and you are also landing on Bob’s planet, Planet Bob. SWEET!

11. You have Successfully Landed on Planet Bob. A bunch of Bob’s guards—Goonies, you decide to call them—comes to kill you. Frantically, you search your Bak-Pak (BP) and find a Weapon Kit (WK) and a Medkip (M). WKM

12. You used the Weapon Kit. You took so much time searching your BP that by the time you found a weapon in your WK the Goonies found you and put you in Bob’s PRISON. OK

13. You used the Medkip. The Goonies shoot you. You use the M, but it only works once. The Goonies keep shooting you. YOU LOSE! Try Again 

14. You are in Bob’s PRISON CELL #13 Bob put you in Cell Number 13 so that you would have bad luck. Little does Bob know that being afraid of 13 is just a superstition! The cell is made of iron, because Bob didn’t want any wood for you to knock on (good luck). You easily reach for your WK again and find… A flamethrower AND A bazooka.

15. You use the Flamethrower. Being made of iron, the cell slowly melts away. You are free! But where is Bob on the planet? Go to… The Control RoomThe Weapon Room

16. You use the Bazooka. It bursts open the cell door. You have escaped jail! But where is Bob? Go to… The Control RoomThe Weapon Room

17. You find a Map and go to the Weapon Room. Bob isn’t there, but Holden, Bob’s assistant, is! Holden shoots you. YOU LOSE! Try Again 

18. You go to the Control Room. Bob isn’t there. You find a map in the Control Room and see that Bob isn’t in the Weapon Room, either. You type in a search. The results show that Bob is at the Star port, getting ready to board his ship, apparently going to blow up Planet Roger himself. Will you… Stop him! Get on the Huckleberry and destroy his ship Get on the Huckleberry and destroy Planet Bob

19. You Rush to the Star port and Board Bob’s Ship as a Castaway. As it was taking off, you barely jumped onto Bob’s ship. Now you must navigate your way through his ship and destroy Bob. Try to find BobTry to find a map

20. You Get on the Huckleberry in attempt to destroy Death (Bob’s ship) Bob, from Death’s high-tech quality, sees you boarding your ship and immediately turns around and destroys your ship. No need destroying Planet Roger, he thinks, Roger is already dead! YOU LOSE! Try again 

21. You Get on the Huckleberry in attempt to destroy Planet Bob. You destroy Planet Bob just as Death, Bob’s ship, explodes Planet Roger. You lost everything you have, but so did Bob. You neither win nor lose. YOU TIE! Try again 

22. You Try to Find Bob. But you only TRY. You accidentally fall right into an alligator pit. YOU LOSE! Try again 

23. You Try to Find a Map. You succeed. According to the map, you go left on the next fork in the hallway. Follow the map and go left Don’t trust the map and go right

24. You Trust the Map. You come to a room, and at the front of the room you see Bob. Kill Bob right then and there Wait and stay hidden for a minute

25. You Try to Murder Bob. It is just a doll! Bob sneaks up behind you and kills you. YOU LOSE! Try again

26. Lucky for you, you Wait. You are lucky you waited. You see that Bob is just a doll. The real Bob comes in through a hidden door. You jump out and quickly search your WK. Bazooka? Box

27. You use the ? Box. It is something Bob put in your WK when he captured you. A metal hand with electric spikes pops out and smacks you. YOU LOSE! SO CLOSE! Try again 

28. You use the Bazooka. Bob is unprepared. He blows up. You press the SELF DESTRUCT button on Death. You hop off just in time. As you fall onto Planet Roger, you see Death being blown up. You get on the Huckleberry and destroy Planet Bob. YOU WIN!!!  End show

29. Thanks for Playing Roger’s Revenge! The more people who visit my site, the more encouraged I become to make more games. I apologize for only having slide shows so far, but I’m slowly upgrading. Thanks again! Sincerely, The writer of this game, Roger Roger End show (for real!)