“Potty Talk”

1. “Potty Talk” Brought to you by the SHHS Wellness Clinic November 2012 HAPPY THANKSGIVING! • Fun Facts about Thanksgiving • In the US, about 280 million turkeys are sold for the Thanksgiving celebrations. • Each year, the average American eats somewhere between 16 - 18 pounds of turkey. • Californians are the largest consumers of turkey in the United States. • Fun Turkey Facts • The five most popular ways to serve leftover turkey is as a sandwich, in stew, chili or soup, casseroles and as a burger. • The average weight of a turkey purchased at Thanksgiving is 15 pounds. • Turkey has more protein than chicken or beef. • The heaviest turkey ever raised was 86 pounds, about the size of a large dog. • Turkeys will have 3,500 feathers at maturity. • Turkeys have heart attacks. The United States Air Force was doing test runs and breaking the sound barrier. Nearby turkeys dropped dead with heart attacks. Tongue Twister! Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watches switches. Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch witch?" Thanksgiving Humor Q: What sound does a turkey's phone make? A: Wing! Wing! Q: What was the turkey suspected of? A: Fowl play Q: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? A: Your nose. Q: Why did the man want the job at the bakery? A: He kneaded the dough Words of Wisdom “Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.”  -Josh Billings “Don’t give me excuses for why you failed, give me reasons for why you succeeded.” -Ilona Ideas? Questions? Come visit us at the Wellness Clinic (now located in the gym)! Or email Ilona Falvy P.T., Clinic Director at ifalvy@sthelena.k12.ca.us