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Funny quotes to make you laugh

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Funny quotes to make you laugh

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  1. Funny quotes to make you laugh

  2. Need something to help cheer you up? Take a read through these quotes curated by the LibraryE review team. “Haters are just confused admirers because they can’t figure out the reason why everyone loves you.” – Jeffree Star “It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” – Jerry Seinfeld “Laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.” – Jessica Simpson “Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.” – Jim Davis “The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth.” – Jim Harrison “Americans are incredibly inpatient. Someone once said that the shortest period of time in America is the time between when the light turns green and when you hear the first horn honk.” – Jim Rohn “Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.” – Joan Collins “Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?” – John Barrymore “Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.” – John F. Kennedy

  3. “I’ve come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out.” – John Fugelsang “Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” – Jackie Mason “Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.” – James Thurber “Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – John Hughes “The avoidance of taxes is the only intellectual pursuit that still carries any reward.” – John Maynard Keynes “Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” – John Wayne “If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” – Johnny Carson “Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed.” – Josh Billings For a ton of content covering all sorts of topics, check out LibraryE today.

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