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Motions

Motions. Motions are like pancakes. Magic Pancakes. You start out with just one. I move that we allocate 1000 dollars to buy the director a puppy. And that’s pretty great. Yay, a puppy!. But then someone throws another on top. I want it to be a girl puppy. That’s called an amendment.

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Motions

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  1. Motions

  2. Motions are like pancakes

  3. Magic Pancakes

  4. You start out with just one I move that we allocate 1000 dollars to buy the director a puppy

  5. And that’s pretty great. Yay, a puppy!

  6. But then someone throws another on top I want it to be a girl puppy That’s called an amendment

  7. And because it’s magic you can’t eat through it. Girl Puppy Puppy

  8. So now you get to focus on that pancake Girl puppies are great! I hate girl puppies! Out of order! Yay Radishes!

  9. Forget about the first pancake for now. You can’t get to it. Girl Puppy

  10. Because of the magic!

  11. Only focus on the one that’s important. Yeah, girl puppies!

  12. If someone comes along and adds another pancake? I think we should have a girl puppy named Princess Sunshine

  13. Guess what that’s all you get to talk about. Potato! That’s a terrible name! Out of order! That was my mom’s name!

  14. This pancake should be pretty well related to the last one. No crap about potatoes.

  15. If you want to add another pancake to the stack? I want princess sunshine to be a Labradoodle!

  16. Too BAD! You can only have three pancakes!

  17. If you want to go back to eating the second pancake That name is dumb as crap and no one likes it.

  18. You have to vote on the one you are on first! We vote NO! My arms are gone!

  19. If the amendment fails (people vote no for it) you go back to talking about the second motion. Rabble rabble rabble, girl puppy!

  20. If the vote would have passed, you would talk about the second amendment, with the third one added in. Alternate Evil Dimension Girl puppy, with dumb name Puppy meine Arme werden gegangen!

  21. You would discuss it until it comes to a vote We vote Yes! It should be a girl dog if it is anything!

  22. Then you can talk about whether or not to get a puppy again. Yay puppies! Yippee!

  23. You then can finally vote on that! We vote yes for a girl puppy!

  24. There are normally three different ways to vote: In Favor, Against, and Abstaining.

  25. If you go up to the motion bus, voting in favor is like getting on that bus.

  26. If you vote against a motion that is like not getting on the bus at all.

  27. If you don’t know whether or not to get on the bus, but then you realize that there is someone on the bus that you made out with and never called back, that is where you would like to abstain!

  28. FIN

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