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Why does a leprechaun wear green suspenders?. To hold his pants up!. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?. Real rocks would look funny!. Who drove the snakes out of Ireland?. No one - there weren't any cars back then!. How late do leprechaun kids get to stay up?.
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Why does a leprechaun wear green suspenders? To hold his pants up!
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Real rocks would look funny!
Who drove the snakes out of Ireland? No one - there weren't any cars back then!
How late do leprechaun kids get to stay up? Until the wee hours!
How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? He's Dublin over with laughter!
What's Irish and stays out all night? . Patty O' furniture!
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it's a FRENCH fry!
Why is a river rich? Because it has two banks
Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they're always a little short.