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DEV. DBA. vs. WHAT YOU’LL LEARN:. Nothing Of Value. READY?. LET’S START BY DISPELLING SOME MYTHS. FIRSTLY. Developers don’t know jack about databases. SECONDLY. DBA’s know nothing about development. THIRDLY. They can each do the others jobs. FINALLY. They can’t work together. So.
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DEV DBA vs
WHAT YOU’LL LEARN: • Nothing • Of • Value
FIRSTLY Developers don’t know jack about databases
SECONDLY DBA’s know nothing about development
THIRDLY They can each do the others jobs
FINALLY They can’t work together
So • who are • you?
we add • microsoft expertise • to your development teams
but mostly • we help customers • get their apps built and deployed
and nearly every • application we see • is attached to a database.
so we see • the pain • from the DBA & DEV relationships
so, • what’s • the problem?
is • this? • it
and, • how • do we fix it?
we’ll • come back • to that…
let’s, • look at • what we hate • about each other.
what • do you • hate about developers?
they dare • to query • your database?
that they • don’t understand • the consequences • of their queries?
that you • can’t tweak • their SQL?
that they think • an empty string • is a null.
perhaps • they blame you • for live application issues?
do you resent that • you are the one • up at 11 PM fixing apps.
when they • are in the • pub?
Oh, • the Schema, • your lovely schema.
the crazy • demands • they place on your schema.
It’s • fair to say • developers are a pain in the…
what • do you • hate about DBA’s?
well, • we love you DBA’s, • really, we do.