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Man gets angry . NO SEX. Woman blocks. Man believes it can start right away . Man tries again. Man carps on about why Woman does not want to have sex. No sex for a looooong time. Woman relaxes. Man acts as if he has forgotten all about it. Man assumes that the
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Man gets angry NO SEX Woman blocks Man believes it can start right away Man tries again Man carps on about why Woman does not want to have sex No sex for a looooong time Woman relaxes Man acts as if he has forgotten all about it Man assumes that the time has come and makes sexual advances Woman gets tired Man falls asleep Man trips on purpose on the carpet, showing how vulnerable he is Woman suggests having dinner together Man makes sexual advance The food takes hours to prepare Man discovers quickly how much fun they can have together even without sex Man pretends that he is hungry After bathing, Man suggests opening bottle of wine Man drinks the bottle by himself Man suggests a bath for two Woman melts Woman happily shares this thought Man tries to find a shortcut Man suggests a refreshing walk in order make Woman relaxed SEX Man’s knee heals quickly and he suggests sex After the bottle of wine, Man does what he should have had done at the start: He buys her a pair of shoes Woman gets excited and starts to read a brochure Man suggests a trip to Venice The Flowchart of Sex Man and Woman agree to have sex in the evening