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Fluffy Pink Unicorn

Fluffy Pink Unicorn. IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!. Hi, my name is Buddha. I’m Solidity. I’m Kimmi , and no, I’m NOT anime!. WTH Kimmi , y ou’re not even pink.

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Fluffy Pink Unicorn

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  1. Fluffy Pink Unicorn IT’S SO FLUFFY I’M GONNA DIE!

  2. Hi, my name is Buddha.

  3. I’m Solidity.

  4. I’m Kimmi, and no, I’m NOT anime!

  5. WTH Kimmi,you’re not even pink. • Yeah, I think I said it all in the title. You’re purple and blue and white, you’re not pink at all. Your background isn’t even pink! What are you doing here? • My background is too pink. Just like yours is. See? That stuff the words are on? That thing everything is on? Yeah, that’s pink. So there! • Hey, don’t pick on her. She can be here if she wants to. It doesn’t matter. • Hmph. Fine, whatever.

  6. Hey, can I interject? I’m not pink, but I am a unicorn.  And I’m pushy, so I made it into this presentation. I’m a male model trying to make it in the world of entertain-ment, and I need lots of help. You have to be forward and ambitious to get in at all, so if you need tips, ever ask me. I’m happy to offer advice, or I can tutor you in the delicate art of posing in Fruit of the Loom. I’m always happy to help the less experienced. If you’re a hot female unicorn, I’ll give you my number and maybe you can get into more, entertainment-wise. If you’d like to hire me for a shoot, you can reach my agent at 1-295-NOT-A-REAL-NUMBER.com. Bye! 

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