Apples, Oranges, & Psychos!

Apples, Oranges, & Psychos! A Presentation by: Ariane Failla, Charlotta Hill & Shayla Nguyen

Introducing… Heathcliff I was a poor orphan child in my youth, and I got no respect! Heathcliff was a very resentful individual because of his horrid childhood experiences. The only person who I truly had a connection with was my beloved Catherine

The defining moment… All of Heathcliff’s defining moments revolve around Catherine. From her transformation into a “proper young lady” to the moment she died during childbirth. It all effected Heathcliff. I’ll never forget the day Catherine came back… It was the day I died inside.

Most influential relationship… I loved Catherine so much! *sob* Heathcliff’s most influential relationship was the only real relationship he had. His love for Catherine motivated all of his actions.

Society views… Heathcliff feels that society will never see him as more than a lower class rouge. For the most part, his assertions were correct. Everyone but Catherine treated him like dirt. *Humph!* Well I don’t need anybody anyway!! Except for you Catherine!!

What Heathcliff thinks… I don’t care what other people think!! I jut want my Catherine!!! Most people see Heathcliff as the creator of his own destruction.

Distinguishing characteristics… The most distinguishing characteristic about Heathcliff, is that he is spiteful towards everyone, except Catherine. No, it’s the fact that I am so handsome!!!

Biggest mistake… Most people agree that Heathcliff’s biggest mistake was coming back to Wuthering Heights for revenge rather than to better himself. I thought that was a rather good plan myself…

Ahh, symbolism… The most symbolic item in the novel were the two estates, Wuthering Heights and Thrushcross Grange. They represent the two different societies and social structures. Yeah, and I own the first one!!

Never regret… WHY! Oh why did we run across that blasted dog!! You would still be mine if it weren't for that night!! Heathcliff will never forgive himself for that time he and Catherine went running through the marshes and Catherine was bitten by the Linton’s dog.

All the likes, and dislikes… Goodbye Heathcliff! It’s been a pleasure! I was no different than the rest of those monsters! Heathcliff really enjoyed all the time he spent with his Catherine. Most definitely! However, he hated the way he was treated so differently, especially by his beloved Catherine.

Next to appear…Hamlet! Hamlet’s family life was that of a carefree prince. He lived peacefully at home and studied abroad, until his father died. Then his family life dissipated into nothing. I loved my life…that is until my good-for-nothing uncle destroyed it

The defining moment… That good-for-nothing uncle of mine, and don’t even get me started on my mother! When Hamlet’s mother remarried his uncle, whom he later found out had murdered his father, well that right there shattered his world.

The most influential relationship… *tear* I love that man…He’s my best friend… Hamlet’s most influential relationship was his friendship with Horatio. Throughout Hamlet’s trials and tribulations, Horatio was by his side.

Society views… Society sees Hamlet as a prince gone mad. Most people attribute this as excessive grief towards the death of his father. However, Hamlet sees the society that surrounds him foolish and power hungry There is method to my madness, I am not as crazy as I look.

What Hamlet thinks… I knew I shouldn’t have procrastinated, now people think I am a fool! Hamlet believes that everybody feels his plan for revenge was warranted, given the circumstances, but that he was foolish for waiting so long to put his plan into motion.

Distinguishing characteristics… Aye, I never give up a good fight. The most distinguishing thing about Hamlet is his determination. Even though he may procrastinate, he never gives up his fight for revenge against his uncle/king Claudius.

Never regret… The one thing that Hamlet regrets the most is not killing Claudius when he had the chance in the prayer room. All of his misfortunes could have been avoided if he hadn’t procrastinated. I should have killed him when I had the chance!!!!

More symbolism… The most symbolic item in Hamlet is the skull of uncle Yorick. This skull depicts Hamlet’s views on life and death. How important we are in this world means nothing when we are gone and our bones return to the dust. Alas, poor uncle Yorick, I knew him well…

Biggest mistake… Hamlet’s biggest mistake was the one that he regrets the most. The fact that he could have killed Claudius when he had the chance. I really need to stop procrastinating

All the likes, and dislikes… That’s all for Hamlet – Bye Hamlet! It’s been great! Above all, Hamlet dislikes his uncle, who killed his father. That good-for-nothing uncle! I really hate that guy… Hamlet likes the family like he used to know and have before his good-for-nothing uncle destroyed his life.

Last, but not least, Hedda! Hedda Gabler’s family life was a slightly dysfunctional one. She was trapped in a loveless marriage with a husband who loved nothing more than his research. Silly George, always has his nose in a book.

The defining moment… The defining moment in Hedda’s life was when she handed Eliert Loevburg one of her pistols so he could kill himself. “Do it beautifully Eliert!”

The most influential relationship… The most influential relationship that Hedda had was the one with Eliert. He was the one person that she was really close to and had a connection with. I was too much of a coward to see it though…

Society views… Society sees Hedda as a rich, high class socialite, that comes from great wealth. To control a man’s decision would be the ultimate power! Hedda, however, sees society as a restraint to women. She wants to break out from societal views by controlling a man.

What Emma thinks… Most readers see Hedda as a powerful woman that chases after weak desires, and ultimately has no real inner strength herself. Well, it doesn’t matter what they think, because I’m the one with the gun…

Distinguishing characteristics… The most distinguishing characteristic about Hedda is her desire to chase after weak desires, in order to obtain a feeling of strength. Hey now, watch it, or I’ll shoot… and I won’t miss…

Biggest mistake… Emma’s biggest mistake was being so focused on trying to change a man’s destiny. Well, if Thea could do it, so could I!

Even more symbolism… I’m burning your baby Thea!!! The most symbolic thing in this story was the manuscript. It represented the bond that Thea had with Eliert. It reminded Hedda that she had no control of a man, and her childhood friend who had less than her, did.

Never regret… The thing that Hedda regrets most is not having the courage to shoot Eliert when she had the chance. Or possibly to tell Eliert her true feelings when the time came. I should have shot him when I had the chance!

All the likes, and dislikes… That’s all folks! Say goodbye to Hedda Gabler everyone! Hedda likes power and having the ability to control men. And? Why shouldn’t I? It just isn’t fair!! What she’s got that I don’t? But, she hates the fact that a woman like Thea was able to do it first, and with the man that she cared for.

The End! Thanks for watching!!

Apples, Oranges, & Psychos!