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The Labors of Lauren Librarian & Friends (Not So Long Ago). Hey gals, it’s almost 5! Let’s get outta here and have some fun!. My coat and hat are on. I’m ready, sister. How about drinks, dinner, and dancing?. Rrrrnnnggg!!! Sneddly here.
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The Labors of Lauren Librarian & Friends (Not So Long Ago)
Hey gals, it’s almost 5! Let’s get outta here and have some fun!
My coat and hat are on. I’m ready, sister. How about drinks, dinner, and dancing?
Rrrrnnnggg!!! Sneddly here. Get me that government report that’s all over the news. I need it now!
Oh no! It will be weeks before that document arrives in the depository box. And D.C. is 3 hours ahead; they’ve all gone home!
Please, Mr. Sneddly! Can’t you give us more time?
No, you wretched woman! Get it today or I’ll be angry! Believe me, you don’t want to see me angry!
Okay. Where should we look? Bessie, you try MoCat. Gilda, look in GRAI. I’ll browse the PRF.
It’s not listed anywhere! Oh, what shall we do!
I’m so sorry, Mr. Sneddly. We’ve looked everywhere but the report is too new. We can’t find it anywhere! But we’ll keep trying!
Well, girls. Let’s wash our hands of it -- for now. Finding recent government reports is a frustrating challenge. Thankless, too.
Wouldn’t it be dreamy if one day they would just magically appear, like a genie out of a bottle?