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Oliver Cromwell. By Monty Python. The most important thing about King Charles I is that he was 5’6” tall at the start of his reign. but only 4’8” tall at the end of it… because of…. Parliament! Cromwell ! Lord Protector of England !. Puritan!.
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Oliver Cromwell By Monty Python
The most important thing about King Charles I is that he was 5’6” tall at the start of his reign
But under the the terms of John Pymm’s Solemn League and Covenant, the Scots handed the king Charles I over to…
Parliament ! Cromwell ! Lord Protector of England !! AND HIS WARTS!
BORN IN 1599 AND DIES IN 1658 SEPTEMBER But alas !!!
Disagreement then broke out Between the Presbyterian Parliament and the military
And the King lost again!Silly thing !STUPID GITG ! Cromwell’s Ironside regiment
And Cromwell sent Colonel Pride to purge the House of Commons of the Presbyterian Royalists leaving behind only the Rump Parliament
Which appointed a high Court at Westminster Hall
To indict Charles I for …. TYRANNY !!
OOOOHHH !!! LAST PORTRAIT OF CHARLES I ….. AT HIS TRIAL
Even though he refused to accept that the court had ….JURISDICTION !
SAY GOOD BYE TO HIS HEAD !! Charles I led to his execution
In the silence that followed, the only sound that could be heard was a solitary giggle from…. Charles I ‘s funeral
Born in 1599 and died in 1658 Oliver Cromwell’s death mask
Then he smashed Ireland!Massacrce at Drogheda After the massacre, Cromwell sought to explain his actions in a letter to William Lenthall, speaker of the English Parliament: "...I am persuaded that this is a righteous judgement of God upon these barbarous wretches, who have imbued their hands in so much innocent blood, and it will tend to prevent the effusion of blood for the future, which are satisfactory grounds to such actions, which otherwise cannot but work remourse and regret...."
And with Lambert’s consent, wrote the Instrument of Government Major John Lambert Commonwealth Seal
THE END !! CROMWELL’S HEAD
Then he smashed Ireland !! The New Model Army