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Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? No protons around here. Hydronium reality. Open your book and take a look and seeeeeeeeeeeee…. I’m just a poor student – prof. give me your sympathy. Marks are easy come, they’re easy go. Sometimes they’re high, sometimes they’re low. As long as you understand it, it doesn’t really matter to me - to me.
Mama, just had my class, Learned about Arrhenius, Bronsted Lowry, Lewis acids. Conjugate acid/base pairs. Amphoteric and hydrides pull my hair. Mama, oo-ooo-ooo-ooh, Some salts with hydrolize. If I don’t call again this time tomorrow. Carry on, carry on, I’m studying for this test.
Mama lots to learn acids strong and weak. Leveling affect- an A is what I seek. Acid-ionization constants-O, my brain is sore. Oxyacids, indicators change color! Mama oooooooooo. Water auto-ionizes forms hydroxide and hydronium all the time. What??
I see a little acid and its conjugate base - Got a buffer! Got a buffer! Will you do the calculation?! Want a certain pH, find the pka that’s near. Bronsted-Lowry, Bronsted-Lowry, Bronsted-Lowry, Bronsted-Lowry rules the day. O-o-o-o-ow… I’m just a poor student spent my money at dance clubs. He’s just a poor student studies titrations at home. Spare him this question of a polyprotic acid.
Easy come easy go-indicator tells you Now is the endpoint near I overshot again (and over) I overshot again (and over) I think I got it now…. I got it now OhOhOhOhOhOh Indicator, indicator, indicator lets me know The lab TA has a buret to decide for me. for me, for me, For MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
So you think you can do an acid/base titration!!! But when you overshoot the endpoint, it just leads to frustration.Oh, maybe, just a little more base maybe. I’ll think I’ll get it right. I got to get it right this time.
Doesn’t really matter-acid or base the same. Doesn’t really matter Doesn’t really matter to meeeeeeeeeee. Doesn’t really matter to me.