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THIS STORY IS BASED ON EVENTS THAT ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE. NOT. It was a normal day at school. It’s a pity that no one expected this to happen. THE STORY THAT GOT REALLY STUFFED UP.
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It was a normal day at school. It’s a pity that no one expected this to happen.
You people shall all pay and stop reading this, yeah I’m talking to you. Nobody will survive hahahahahaha. Oh that’s enough. Now prepare to die.
Hahaha! You shall call me Evil Synister man, narrator and all you people reading. Who are you. You dark evil synister man.
Back at dark evil synister man’s hideout Hahaha ha ha that was easy enough
Back at dark evil synister man’s hideout Now for my next evil plot
Back at dark evil synister man’s hideout HA HAHA AH AH HA HA HA HEHE HE
Back at dark evil synister man’s hideout YEAH YOUR RIGHT NARRATOR SORRY ABOUT THAT. OK THAT’S ENOUGH DARK EVIL SYNISTER MAN
But Wait there was one survivor from the terrible disaster at the School
This person is a true hero stronger than ten men put together.
His name, yes his name is and don’t laugh now!! His Name is ……
Hey don’t laugh I just heard you laughing, it’s not as funny as you may think ok! He’s our hero.
Hey if you think it’s so funny why don’t you go and make your own story. Yeah that’s what I thought it’s not so funny now hey because your story would be bloody crap hey. Yep that’s right I’m dissing you right now and your crap story. So there. HA HA HA.
We find our hero after the disaster, wrecked at the fact that so many of his friends lives were taken in that explosion and he wants to find out who did it… I’m wrecked, I must find out who did this
Our hero found what he was looking for, Townsvilles very own leaning tower of …….
Hey wait a second sorry about that wrong story, Townsville doesn’t have a leaning Tower of Peza what was I thinking. Sorry everybody that was the narrators fault, yes I’m to blame and I hope you can except my apology. SORRY YOU LOW LIFE SCUM SUCKING DEGENERATE !!! Ha ha ha.
Hmm now that wasn’t very nice narrator. We want people to enjoy our story and your abusing them.
That’s better narrator but you need to work on that temper, ok let’s get on with the story.
Ok Chris didn’t go to the Leaning Tower of Peza, he went to the lighthouse behind his house on mount Louisa where he once met a crazy old man who knew quite a lot.
Ok this guy is a weirdo and yes he has been in a few institutions but he knew everything Chris wanted to know.
And right now at this very moment Chris is hot (well yes) on Dark Evil Synester Man’s trail.
Ok you’ve found me so what I’m not here anyway. Tick tock Chris Goodman.
Hey your not meant to come back for a few more slides Yes Chris that’s true he has a point there your meant to be dead for a while yet.
Yeah that’s ok but my agent told me I wouldn’t be working with bloody inbiscils this time. Yep that’s ok Chris is that ok with you DESM.
Oh no what will happen with our hero dead Well tune in next week for the continuation of The Story That Got Really Stuffed Up Nah I’m just jerking ya
It’s over dark evil sinister man, everyone knows I’m still alive anyway, so lets just get on with our big confrontation now.
But know this… Chris I am your half saiemease twin, adopted sister.
Ok I had an operation done and now I’m a bloke named Carlos who was happily living in mexico until you and your friends ruined my life that’s why I had to blow up your school.
Because of a web page your friends had named STOP IT BOYS. Everyone I knew loved that page and because I had a sex change everyone who read that website automatically outcast people like me and then it went global.
So you see Chris I had to kill your friends and now I must kill you and then anybody else that knows about STOP IT BOYS. HA HA HA HA HA.