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This is an application form for a job which would be suited for you too.... to apply for some recruitments. The human resource will most probably hire you ONLY if your details are so honest and must be best and different from all like mine below....... All the best……. Application for the job >>.
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This is an application form for a job which would be suited for you too.... to apply for some recruitments. The human resource will most probably hire you ONLY if your details are so honest and must be best and different from all like mine below....... All the best…… Application for the job >> Copy rights reserved. (c) 23-Feb. 2009
Application Form for Recruitment Name : Prakash.R Sex : Not yet Desired Position : President or Vice - president DESIRED SALARY : Rs.100,000 / annum + beta Rs.100 daily.EDUCATION : Yes. RESCENT ACHIEVEMENT : Collection of stolen pens, cd‘s, a pen drive in office.PREFERRED WORKING HOURS : 1:30 – 3:30pm , Monday, Wednesday and Friday.DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS ?:Yes - Gossips, Roomers.CONTACT NUMBER : 9751097899 < Please avoid missed calls > DO YOU HAVE A VEHICLE ?: YES but the question here would be “ Does it run ? ”HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION ?: Yes, I'm class first in the college, since I come earlier.DO YOU SMOKE ?: "On the job - NO" . "On my breaks - YES".WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS ?: Lighting your “ ass h#le “ to acquire your position SPORTS :I don't have TV in my home, so unable to watch sports Yes. Absolutely. S I G N Here : Libra DATE : Recently I had with my girl friend Affix the photograph Do you certify that the above is true to the best of my knowledge Copy rights reserved. If Any duplicate release of the above copy is done , no problem , you are welcome. Thank you