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2. Goblin MarketThe thrilling conclusion… And the moral of our story is…

3. Smooth Bits, Hairy Bits, Foldy Bits “The Penis” from Amores “Obscur et Froncé” “Creamy Breasts” “The Female Genitals” from Les Guerillères

4. Smooth Bits, Hairy Bits, Foldy Bits Short Paper (500 words) 15% – Due 31 January For this paper, you will need to find a short piece of erotic writing (about the length of the ones we are reading in class) that is not already on the syllabus and provide a write-up on it. You will need to use the terms and methods we are practicing in class to show how its form and content work together – or fail to – to achieve its effect. Your write-up will have to show the title and source of the piece, along with its author if there is one, and then provide a 500 word write-up that a) summarizes the contents of the piece, b) identifies its formal features (word choice, tone, rhythm, length, interruption, flow, rhyme, etc.), and c) evaluates how well it integrates form and content. Part C should take up at least 300 words of the write-up, leaving you about 100 each to describe the content and formal features of the piece. You will be graded on your ability to draw upon the tools I have been demonstrating and you have been practicing with in class, and your ability to analyse how form and content are – or fail to be – integrated in the piece you have found.

5. Smooth Bits, Hairy Bits, Foldy Bits pair up (or triple up, if you’re adventurous) pick one of today’s texts take 15 minutes to analyze step one – content step two – identify formal features step three – comment/critique

6. Smooth Bits, Hairy Bits, Foldy Bits content? Formal Qualities word choice – how do the words sound? what do they evoke? tone – clinical, passionate, detached, breathless? rhythm – fast, slow, variable, staccato, sustained? sentence length – short, long, variable, …? punctuation, syntax – lots of full-stops, or flow? how is the reader addressed/situated? do the form and content work effectively together or are they disjunctive?

7. Smooth Bits, Hairy Bits, Foldy Bits Tomorrow: PENISES! BREASTS! Friday: VAGINAS!

8. “The Penis” DafyddapGwilym (c. 1330-1350) • Welsh poet working in mid-14thC • born to noble parents so not a poet by trade • but pretty good at it – over 70 still existing • most of the best known are about sex or love

9. “The Penis” DafyddapGwilym (c. 1330-1350) • Legal language • problems of paternity and legal obligations • penis as troublemaker • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEC7FK0xVTQ

10. “The Penis” DafyddapGwilym (c. 1330-1350) • but also full of humblebrags • anxiety about penis; penis as anxiety • virility is good/bad • penis is good/bad • pleasure is good/bad

11. from AmoresOvid (16 BCE) • Roman poet • wrote Amores • ArsAmatoria • Metamorphoses • one of the most influential poets • primary source of myth in West • catering to the Caesar and court • exiled for “a poem and an error” • died in exile

12. from Amores • what’s the content? • let’s pick two formal features and discuss • ??? • ???

13. “Creamy Breasts”Chao Luan-Luan (c. 8th century) • prostitute/courtesan during T’ang Dynasty • poetry as a major skill to cultivate • eroticism as product of mind, ear, body • tone here of distance from breasts • how is that achieved? • word choice creates oppositions • such as…?

14. copher, cunt, pussy, twat, cooter, beaver, fish lips, taco, camel toe, muff, snatch, fuck hole, garage, oven, love button, penis glove, cock sock, cock pocket, JJ, hoohah, bajingo, cum dumpster, sperm bottle, goop chute, slit, trim, quim, pooter, love rug, poontang, poonanie, cooch, tunnel of love, vertical bacon sandwich, bearded clam, cookie, cooleyhopper, nookie, the pink, honey pot, cunny, vag, meat curtains, hatchet wound, putz, fur burger, box, front bottom, gash, kebab, kitty, minge, snapper, catfish, vertical smile, lovebox, love canal, nana, flower, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish sandwich, cock warmer, whisker biscuit, carpet, deep socket, cum craver, cock squeezer, slice of heaven, flesh cavern, the great divide, cherry, tongue depressor, clit slit,laps, fuzz box, fuzzy wuzzy, glory hole, grumble, man in the boat, mud flaps, mound, peach, piss flaps, the fish flap, he furry cup, stench-trench, wizard's sleeve, DNA dumpster, tuna town, split dick, bikini bizkit, cock holster, cockpit, snooch, kitty kat, poody tat, grassy knoll, cold cut combo, Jewel box, rosebud, curly curtains, furry furnace, slop hole, velcro love triangle, nether lips, where Uncle's doodle goes, altar of love, cupid's cupboard, bird's nest, bucket, cock-chafer, love glove, serpent socket, spunk-pot, hairy doughnut, fun hatch, spasm chasm, red lane, stinky speedway, bacon hole, belly entrance, sugar basin, sweet briar, breakfast of champions, wookie, fish mitten, fuck pocket, hump hole, pink circle, silk igloo, scrambled eggs between the legs, black oak, Republic of Labia, juice box, Golden Palace, fetus flaps, skins, sausage wallet, Holiest of Holies, sugar hole, The Death of Adam, home plate, Deer Hoof, Golden Arches, Cats Paw, Mule Nose, YoYo Smuggler, Mumbler, Dinner Roll, Crotch Waffle, Piss Fenders, crack, Melvin, Dove Breast, Brakepads, Vedgie, Slurpy, Vacuum Vulva, Pastrami Flaps, Hot Tamaki Walk, Buffalo Gums,Rooster Jaws, Wagon Ruts, Beaver Teeth, Mumble Pants, Ninja Boot, Marcia, Skin Canoe, Fatty, Mossy Jaw, The Big W, Chia Hole, Lip Jeans, Beetle Hood, Hungry Minge, Welly Top, Frum, Pancake Fold, Tongue Roll, Bologna Flap-Over, Furrogi (Poland), Fortune Nookie, Bearded Taco, Calamari Cockring, Displabia, Slot Pocket, Bluntfrunt, Fishamjig, Pole Magnet, Pocket Pie, Clamarama, kitty cage, Chicken's tongue, Conch shell, Crack of heaven, Dog's mouth, Door of life, Fly catcher, Fruit cup, Jelly roll, Lobster pot, bunny tuft, knish, her asshole neighbor, lotus, nappy dugout, moneymaker, womens weapon, tackle box, bone hider, red sea, pizzo, jizzrecepticle, The Helmut Hide-A-Way, hairy heaven, furry 8 ball rack, crave cave, arbys with fur, fish canyon, toolshed, snake charmer, Furby, Enchilada of love, Ham sandwich, Camarillo brillo, Brazilian caterpillar, dick rack, boy in the canoe, flesh tuxedo, Mound of Venus, queef quarters, Venus butterfly, cream canal, apple pie, pie, wet mark, private area, thresher, punash, salami garage, slurpee machine, pink cookie, penalty box, ground zero, meat crease, bait, birth canal, holy grail, pole hole, pork pie, fuzz bucket, one-eyed python trail, bubble gum by the bum, stink rink, theme park, saloon doors, pink truffle, bitter & twisted, burger bar, meat counter, temperamental ringpiece, python syphon, big bud, the Wombsday Book, the condo downstate, snake lake, the indoor barbecue, pound cake, beef tomato, tickled pink, launch pad, horn of plenty, the indoor picnic, hamper of goodies, flapped bap, bonefish, close encounter with the turd kind, sperm bank, man's charity bash, bush tucker, midnight dip, the one-door vulva, the welcome opponent, the Twatlantic Ocean, temporary lodgings, field of dreams, bean, cooze, old catchers mitt, devil's hole, lucy, pish buffet, pooswaa, poonaner, davey jones locker, pink panther, tinker bell, south mouth, dick eater, wonder bread, wollybolly, foxhole, hot pocket, head catcher, Lawrence of A Labia, silk funnel, dick driver, purple people penis eater, ponchita, cherry pop tart, fat rabbit, scunt, pee jaws, mingus, The Notorious V.A.G., dugout, babyoven, penis parking, cooter muffin, the promised land, cha cha, the shrine, bitch ditch, fury pink mink, mammal hole, ever-lasting cum stopper, the toothless blow job, happy flappy, wilt chamberlian's daily glove, the code defierthe salt water taffy factory, mommy's pie, the easy bake oven, the deflower patch, the virginator, the schlong sucker, the dea bone patch, the vegitarian's temptation, the vegan store, the blow hole, the pump protector, bag pipe, Spitball Bullseye, meat wagon, pickle stinker, jezebel's smell, yoni, willys haven, scrumpter, peach, sweat box, yeast pocket, penis warmer, tampon tunnel, penis pothole, cucumber canal, egg drop Box, sperm shack, dick dungeon, cock curator, b.o.b.'s bungalow, mommy parts, tuna pot pie, nice slice, peter vise, rack of clam, peters grove, penis purse, grandest canyon, fish dish, banana box, tuna spread, pink portal, count fapula, red river gorge, happy valley, revolving in/out door, baby zipper, richards house, stop-n-pop, bone polisher, packin shack, weiner wrap, clap trap, dildo hotel, axe gash, pearl hotel, sea food six pack, clam canal, coose canal, dick deposit, wand waxer, vidgie, erie canal, candy kiss, gauntlet, round mound of beehound,lick n' stick, lap flounder, tomahawk chop, chin-chin, pachinko, cuntry pie, lip tip, the big casino, one eyed worm hole, amazon forest, cock cave, fuck donut, coochie pop, babby, wet seal, pissy froth hole, bald biscuit, the unmentionable, mans ruin, peeshie, hairy potter, courtneycocksleve, panty hamster,deep pink, jaws of life, gizmo, faith, cock magnet, slippery slide, Meat tunnel, pink heaven, squid, dick basket, hot spot, poochika, pudding, bowl, love cave, squeeze-box, he bone collector, goodie basket, depository, pink turtleneck, bread-box, little debbie, pole hole, pandora'sbox,snail tracker, cuntzilla, homebase, pud pocket, bear trap, indian bones and the temple of poon, chanch, big montana, noochie, choot, golden valley, nappy roots, dick mitten, mystical fold, red bread, meat locker, douche luge, pushin cushion, cocktease

15. “The Female Genitals”GwerfulMechain (1462-1500) • Woman poet • Wales in 15th century – contemporary with DafyddapGwylim(“The Penis”) • very little known about her • but feminist in a sense – she chastises male poets for ignoring women’s genitals • celebrates female body and sexuality, including pubic hair (“lovely bush, God save it”)

16. “The Female Genitals”GwerfulMechain (1462-1500) • so what is the tone of this one? • contrasts love poetry and idealization of women with reality • challenges poets to live up to this • list of figures for vagina (parallel to apGwylim’s list of figures for penis) • why so many ways of naming it? • anxiety about vagina – male | female

17. Anxious much?

18. “Obscur et Froncé”Arthur Rimbaud (1854-91) • French Catholic poet • teenaged poetic genius, finished writing by age 20

19. “Obscur et Froncé”Arthur Rimbaud (1854-91) • Obscur = dark • froncé = frilly • what’s the tone of this poem? • what is the role of the poetic language? (esp in 2nd stanza)? • “promised land” -- ???