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The New Alphabet

The New Alphabet. show by Cindy holdemqueen@hotmail.com. is for apple, and is for boat, That used to be right, but now it won't float! Age before beauty is what we once said, But let's be a bit more realistic instead. Now... The  Alphabet.

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The New Alphabet

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  1. The New Alphabet show by Cindy holdemqueen@hotmail.com

  2. is for apple, and is for boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float!Age before beauty is what we once said,But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

  3. Now...The  Alphabet

  4. A's for arthritis;B's the bad back,C's the chest pains,perhaps car-d-iac?

  5. D is for dental decay and decline,E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!F is for fissures and fluid retention,G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

  6. H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;I is for incisions with scars you can show.J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,K is for knees that crack when they bend.

  7. L is for libido, what happened to sex?M is for memory, I forget what comes next.N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!

  8. P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

  9. S is  for sleepless nights, counting my fears,T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!U is for urinary; big troubles with flow;V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.

  10. W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?X is for X ray, and what might be found.Y is another year I'm left here behind,Z is for zest that I still have-- in my mind.

  11. I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!

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