Oh the Things You Say

1. Oh the Things You Say Baby brudder baby brother bird doo cake birthday cake punk pump sanks thanks R plane airplane humbrella umbrella barfing barking flapper fly swatter pewter computer Kendra shell Kay Kendra Michelle Kay Tinkle, Tinkle Twinkle, Twinkle butter and jelly peanut butter and jelly stay wis me stay with me can’t member can’t remember Hedder Heather helpis you? can I help you? Shmella marshmallow sunder salts somersaults moosic music bitamin vitamin cinger finger battery batter ban ahs bananas anar another key vees kiwis tac tac Tic Tac baby coo auss barbeque sauce Jabin Javen back yarn back yard pane mane babing suit bathing suit onware underwear pan o piano sumping something Be end The end nuther another I thought it would be fun to keep track of some of the things you said as you were growing up and learning how to speak. These are not all of them, but I’ve included most of the words you said most often.

2. Silly Sayings “My lungs are jumping on my tongue.” “Daddy is a boy and Mommy is a girl.” “God bless Aunt Bev, and God Bless….who’s the guy?” “I want to mix the battery” (pancake batter) “Hey little boy.” “My snowpants are side out” (inside out) “They’re outside right” (clothes are inside out) “Daddy, please small this down” “My eyes are crunchy” We were talking about heaven one day and you asked me if I was excited about going to heaven. I said that it would be great because I would get to see God. You responded with, “You can’t see God unless you peek through the door.” I was telling you about the goats Uncle Bill purchased in our names to give to Heifer International. I told you that some little kid was able to have goat milk to drink today because of the gift give in her name. I asked you if that made you feel good. You said, “not really.”