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This title will be Brilliant: and will draw people

This title will be Brilliant: and will draw people. Change this logo if you want to acknowledge another institution. Authors and affilitiations. Background. More Methods. Our Brilliant Outcome Measures.

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This title will be Brilliant: and will draw people

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  1. This title will be Brilliant: and will draw people Change this logo if you want to acknowledge another institution Authors and affilitiations Background More Methods Our Brilliant Outcome Measures • Here I will discuss all of the amazing facts that I have found in the myriad of articles I read and on which I have spilled coffee. • You will believe everything that I say, whether you like it or not. • I am the expert in everything I study • Cure the Common Cold • Lots of Kleenex • Woman on Mars • Lots of engineers • Fix HVAC in McKinly • Lots of luck • Cure Common Cold: • How many days will people call in sick but go to a movie instead • Woman on Mars • Buy a really HUGE telescope that costs a fortune and we’ll look for her • Fix HVAC • When we throw away the beeper number of the HVAC guys, we will have succeeded. Purpose Our purpose was to find the treatment of the common cold, put a woman on Mars, and find a way to heat the 3rd floor of McKinly Lab while still cooling the basement. Conclusion • We are the smartest and most humble people on the plant, and Mars • We like to spend lots of money to look at the stars • We have thrown away the beeper number of the HVAC guys Methods • Subjects: • 1 million patients (500,000 female, 500,000 male) were seen for a medical test of cold symptoms over winter season. • Subjects were excluded only if they had children under the age of 3 who were in day care as one could never determine if their cold was cured or if they just got successive colds • Women with nerves of steel were recruited for the mission to Mars • Tara Manal was used as the gold standard for hand warmth measures in McKinly Lab Quadriceps Strength Test Setup - Isometric contraction at 90° of knee flexion with burst superimposition. • References: • Blah, blah, blah, Science. 2003 Jul 4;301(5629):102-5. • Blah, blah, blah, Chaos. 1998 Sep;8(3):616-620. • Blad de blah, blah, blah, Nature. 2003 Apr 10;422(6932):633-7. Single Hop Cross Over Hop Triple Hop Timed 6m Hop Funding provided by NIH T32 HD9990 and NIH R01 HD3333

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