Cow Quotations

1. Cow Quotations http://www.eureka.edu/emp/jrodrig/webpage/cows.htm http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_have_two_cows

2. Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to someone else. • Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and evenly distributes the milk. • Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

3. Socialism • Pure Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need. • Bureaucratic Socialism: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and as many eggs as its regulations say you should need.

4. Communism • Pure Communism: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk. • Russian Communism: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk. • Communism: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for your share of the milk, but it's so long that the milk is sour by the time you get it.

5. Capitalism • Capitalism : You have two cows. You lay one off, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when she drops dead. • Capitalism : You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.