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Hello !. Phillip, the constipated dragon. By Ylime. Introduction.
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Hello ! Phillip, the constipated dragon By Ylime
Introduction “hi, I’m PHILLIP!!!! I have to go to the bathroom ALL the time, and I am trapped in this alternate dimension so I’m on a quest to find mushrooms!!!! I talk in a high voice and talk REALLY fast!!!! Gotta go to the bathroom now!!!!
Surprise “ Wow, you found the mushrooms!!!!”
“ It may seem like I have reindeer antlers, and mean that I’m constantly constipated, but really that is what makes me so funny. I’m not offended at all, because if you punched me, it would tickle!!!! If you did The SPLEEN ! it wouldn’t hurt. So I’m a virtual punch/poking bag!!!! Gotta go again!!!! Phillip
I want to find a gnome Gnome Place to find gnomes
What kind of thing are you ???? “Creature submerged in water. You ????”
Well I’m a dragon…. But I’m on a quest to find a gnome!!!! “And, I am a dragon.” “Well, I’m a unicorn….” “I’m your fairywatcher.”
Well, come with me to find a gnome!!!! “Lucky you!!!!” “well, look no further, chap!!!!”
Oh my drago it’s a GNOME!!!! “ Take me to your village!!!!” “Follow me, then.”
It’s a magical creature village!!!! “Your new home.”
THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!! “ohh yup baby!!!!” Anotherfabulous FERGUSON Production!