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Intro: [ C5,C]x2,[G,G7]x2,C,C5,C,G C G C Need a location, eh? A7 Dm Lakeside assignation? G Space for two? G7 C G7 Canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212.
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Intro: [C5,C]x2,[G,G7]x2,C,C5,C,G C G C Need a location, eh? A7 Dm Lakeside assignation? G Space for two? G7 C G7 Canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson G.Hurwitz (2013) 1
C G C You’ll use the J-stroke,to steer A7 Dm straight and for gay-folk G Take a crew; G7 C G7 Canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson Parody of I Dox5, ABBA 2
Gm C7 F Best pick a partner like Twiggy, Dm but short D D7 Dm Bow to discomfort if trapped ‘neath G7 the thwart. Gm 0231 C7 0001 F 2010 Dm 2210 D 2220 D7 2020 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 3
C G C Put down your paddle, when you A7 Dm climb in the saddle, G ‘musez-vous ! G7 C G7 Canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 4
Gm C7 F Wear your preserver,’cos it might Dm get rude D D7 Dm If Mounties spot-check, and you’re G7 in the nude. Gm 0231 C7 0001 F 2010 Dm 2210 D 2220 D7 2020 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 5
C G C Don’t lean on the gunwale, A7 Dm should you enter a tunnel; G This tip’s true: G7 C G7 Canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe, canoe. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 6
Gm C7 F Pierre Berton coined it our iconic Dm boat; D D7 Dm Control paroxysms, you’re certain to G7 float. Gm 0231 C7 0001 F 2010 Dm 2210 D 2220 D7 2020 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 3
C G C Get with your tête-à-tête, A7 Dm and not get quite soaking wet, G C’est beau ! G7 C G7 Canot, canot, canot, canot, canot. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 8
Gm C7 F One final pointer – l’avant Dm -canotage - D D7 Dm Don’t flirt with fore-play pendant le G7 portage. Gm 0231 C7 0001 F 2010 Dm 2210 D 2220 D7 2020 G7 0212 Canoeing Lesson 9
C G C There’s no better bateau A7 Dm built for Anglo or Franco- G Vous et nous; G7 C G7 Canoe, canot, Canuck, canot, canoe. Outro: [C,G,G7,C] x4 fadeout. C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212 END Canoeing Lesson 10
“ A Canadian is someone who knows how to make love in a canoe. ” Pierre Berton, journalist and historian. Lyrics posted on AmIRight.com March’13 Canoeing Lesson C 0003 G 0232 A7 0200 Dm 2210 G7 0212