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Presented By: M Ball Mfill. Mshag. S.Pickering Mfck. Ph‘DD’. University of Bath. Department of Mechanical Engineering. Christmas Lecture. Furrows Law. Ground breaking research into the visual acuity experienced by subjects while using beer goggles. C B = 1.0 for Town Pulls (BBC1).
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Presented By: M Ball Mfill. Mshag. S.Pickering Mfck. Ph‘DD’ University of Bath Department of Mechanical Engineering Christmas Lecture Furrows Law Ground breaking research into the visual acuity experienced by subjects while using beer goggles
CB= 1.0 for Town Pulls (BBC1) CB= 2.0 for Campus Pulls (BBC2) Critical Ugliness, U* U*=CB x (NPULL/UMING) Where: NPULL=No. of pulls in last 12 months CB= Bath Bird Constant (aka BBC) CB= 5.0 for Bondi Beach Pulls(BONZA) UMING=Avg Actual Prettiness of Pulls Example 1.1 3 pulls in freshers’ week (for the year) Out in Town. U* = 1.0 x (3/4)= 0.75 (V.Low score)
Case Study: Subject ‘J’ Please Note: None of the subjects used in the making of this case study were permanently damaged by what they had experienced. (They were already like that)
View of Subject J with the ‘catch of the day’ (as seen through beer goggles). [Furrows Chart - Perceived prettiness = 9, Alcohol = 9 ]
View of Subject ‘J’ with the ‘catch of the day’ (without beer goggles). [See Furrows Law chart - Alcohol = 0 ]
Further Research Underlying theory: Stretching the envelope To include the female perspective
Φ-Male Theory The following variables have so far been identified for the algorithm: • Maxfactor- Makeup quality and cost • PMT-up-Auxiliary makeup supplies • Nbag - No. of cosmetic items in hand bag. • Æ - aspect ratio (mirror) • ε - linear strain (straps) • τ - Sheer stress • - kinematic viscosity (relative excitement) • Q - flow rate (related to ) • T - Torq - also know as the ‘Moment of Force’ • VAG - Volume and Gap (gift of the)
μ - friction coefficient (inter-group) Month - Lunar phase - Morgan-Oasis constant - Same clothes factor - Inter-group Phase difference ƒflirt - Flirt Frequency (= 1/horny period ) FME- Meat-market factor Nprevious - Past lovers (make past lovers jealous) NFuture - Future lovers (To be impressed) Rand - Random ‘-Male’ Factor
- Inter-group Phase difference ƒflirt - Flirt Frequency (= 1/horny period ) FME- Meat-market factor Nprevious - Past lovers (make past lovers jealous) NFuture - Future lovers (To be impressed) Rand - Random ‘-Male’ Factor
The following other variables have been taken from the “IMechE Engineers’ Data Book” - all credit due for compiling some useful termonolgy. Ra- Surface finish (makeup) (12.5μm - rough turned with visible tooling marks 1.6μm - static mating surfaces) (pg30) MBEND- Bending moment (pg47) CB - Bush thickness σLIM - Fatigue limit (pg58) FOS - Factor of Safety - eg Heavy duty shafting, 10-12 (pg 59) x - Dryness Fraction (pg 66) PLOSS- Dynamic Head Loss (could be painful) (pg70) Z - Potential Head (pg70) Pv - Velocity Head (pg70) PT - Total Head (pg70) Dflange - Flange type -(Raised face, O-ring, Recessed face, Tongue and Groove) (pg87) ELIM - Elastic limit (pg166) PINNIT -Initiation point (pg167)