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The Power Point of Evil Clowns!

The Power Point of Evil Clowns!. By Professer Chris Pooler, Detective Investigating Evil Clowns. Introduction.

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The Power Point of Evil Clowns!

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  1. The Power Point of Evil Clowns! By Professer Chris Pooler, Detective Investigating Evil Clowns

  2. Introduction • Many people think clowns are joyful and funny, just some guys with paint smattered on there face. But do they know…the truth? My name is Chris Pooler, and I am here to investigate….Evil Clowns!

  3. Facts • An Evil Clown is usually nice and happy looking, just to throw you off • Prefers little children (I’m sorry to inform this, I mean not to scare anybody) • Likes dark places (closet, sewer, etc.) • Tries to trick you into liking him • Has evil laugh, mostly “HAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHA!” • Ask me for more information

  4. What to do • If you happen to run into a clown, you should: • Scream till your head hurts • Run around in circles • Jump up and down frantically • Hit him or Kick him • Throw acid in his face (may buy some at your local acid store) • Speed away and call the cops • Tell your mommy • Start crying (hey, he may feel bad about what he did)

  5. What Not To Do! • Have tea with him • Listen to what he says • Dance with him • Do nothing to harm him • Ask if he likes purple or light blue • Have him eat you • Lay on the grass and watch the clouds with him

  6. Most Wanted Evil Clown: IT • Lives in sewers • Eats children • Is a spider • Wants to kill seven little children for revenge • Can only be seen by kids • Probably the most freaky looking clown

  7. The Most Secret Information About Evil Clowns • The most secret information about clowns are-AHHHHHH! There’s an evil clown behind me! I’ll be right ba-………..

  8. Please Stand By while Chris Pooler Harshly Beats Up An Evil Clown With His Bare Hands • In the meantime, Lets watch a slide show called Happy Magee!

  9. HAPPY MAGEE!!!!!!!!!!! • Happy Magee is a funny little boy! • He has almost every child's toy! • He dances all night and sings all day! • He skips along the beautiful moonlit bay! • And if you see him, you better say “Hi!” • For if you do, he’ll give you a PIE!!!!

  10. Now Back To Chris Pooler • Hey! Thanks For Watching! I have to go catch this evil clown because he escaped! BYE!!!!!!

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