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Normal Norm. If lost, please return to the poor Rip Van Winkle!. My Wife. What can I say about my wife so far. Hmm, well she is a “termagant wife” (P. 40, Irving) and her name is Dame Van Winkle. To be honest, she scares me. To escape her wrath I go drink with my friends at the inn. My Friends.
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Normal Norm If lost, please return to the poor Rip Van Winkle!
My Wife • What can I say about my wife so far. Hmm, well she is a “termagant wife” (P. 40, Irving) and her name is Dame Van Winkle. To be honest, she scares me. To escape her wrath I go drink with my friends at the inn.
My Friends Ok, well, why not just list them! Alright here it goes! • “Derrick Van Bummel, the school master” (P.40, Irving) Then there’s, tell you later I see my wife coming this way!
How I contribute • Alright, alright I know what you all think, I, thee one and only poor Rip Van Winkle must be a lazy man. Yet, YOU ARE WRONG! I help anyone and everyone! If you need me, just yell out my name and I will run to your aid!
My Dog • My dear dog Wolf, not much to say ‘bout him. He is loyal and mine alone, yep, that’s my dog!
To be continued… maybe… • Looks like that’s all I can write for today, talk to you all some other day. • But remember if you are ever in need of help just give my name shout and I will come to help!