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REACT!!!

AVAILABLE FOR AGES 8-100!. REACT!!!. KEEPS THEM COMING BACK!. What does it do?!.

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REACT!!!

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  1. AVAILABLE FOR AGES 8-100! REACT!!! KEEPS THEM COMING BACK!

  2. What does it do?! • This pill contains a very rare vitamin only recently excavated from the mountains of Peru, Vitamin X! This vitamin effectively increases brain function which conceives award winning comebacks and will help your self esteem!

  3. Why bother?! • This pill was created so that kid’s self esteem doesn’t become diminished just because he’s slow witted in a fight!

  4. HOW WAS THIS GENIUS IDEA CONCEIVED?! • After years of research and testing on babies, teens, adults in China, Italy, Mexico, and America, we found that REACT does in fact promote health and safety! Also after numerous surveys we have found that our medication appeals to the overall humor of humanity! You’re welcome!

  5. Name your price! • Get this item for JUST $15!!! $15?!?!? Just contact us at our website, comeback.com! Or call us as 1-800-REACT!

  6. What’s the catch…? • May cause addiction, liver damage, parent/authority trouble and tummy aches. BUY NOW! Presented to you by Evelyn P., Kyal F., and Katherine C.

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