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Χ. ATTENTION a commercial message follows. FOR ADULTS ONLY. Silicon Doll Comes with a 2 year warranty. Characteristics: Three orifices. . . Head replacement option. . Weight selection (7 options). . Height and measurements selection options. Skin colour, hair, nail
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Χ ATTENTIONa commercial messagefollows FOR ADULTS ONLY
Silicon Doll • Comes with a 2 year warranty Characteristics: Three orifices Head replacement option Weight selection (7 options) Height and measurements selection options Skin colour, hair, nail colour selection option Ability to select hair and nail length
Advantages : Doesn’t bust your balls... Never has a period... Never gets pregnant... Doesn’t watch sitcoms on TV Doesn’t bug you while you’re watching football Doesn’t buy and doesn’t ask for clothes, shoes, jewellery Doesn’t gain weight... Doesn’t age... Single disadvantage : Costs € 6.000 !!! T.Tz.-2004-