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Monday May 22, 2012 Editor Yaseen Abdullah Volume 3, Issue 52. Weather Forecast For Tuesday May 23. Giant Avalanche Spotted!. Mountain inhabitants

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  1. Monday May 22, 2012 Editor Yaseen Abdullah Volume 3, Issue 52 Weather ForecastFor Tuesday May 23 Giant Avalanche Spotted! Mountain inhabitants recently reported an avalanche heading towards Dark Rock City!Using helicopters we located the avalanche. It is heading at a speed of 100 mph and will reach Dark Rock in about 15 minutes. The island weather service advises all residents who live in these areas to immediately evacuate and come to the center of town. The Tall Mountain Elementary School has been equipped with bedding and provisions for all inhabitants. This is one of the largest avalanches recorded! It is almost as big as the whole top half of Mount Irtufa’ah. Those who need help evacuating please call 1-897-2132 and our immediate evacuation unit will be there to help you. • Mountain City-34o F • Sandy Side City-78o F • Dark Rock City-60o F • All residents of Dark Rock City should be able to return to their homes by Noon Tuesday. The High Paper Brainy Quote for the Day “When angry count four, when very angry, Swear!” Mark Twain New Holiday King Shawn Martin has declared a new holiday called Math Day, it celebrates the creation of math.

  2. New Holiday Con’t On this day every child on the island gets 3 times the math homework than usual. Hooray for the kids! Awards and prizes will be handed out to the children with the quickest and most accurate results. As for the adults, it is just a normal day for them. Their work schedule will not be affected. Those who are in high school should be extra happy considering how challenging their work already is. This should prove to be a fun holiday for all! King Martin will personally award all prizes to the overachievers! don’t sell at least 35% of all their inventory, they will prolong the sale until 8:00 a.m. tomorrow. 1 Stop has never had such a huge sale. This one is one I will be sure not to miss, and I think you should not also. The owner says this is probably a one in a lifetime sale, 90% off, that is absolutely amazing! Big Blowout Sale! There is a huge blowout sale at 1 Stop starting at 8 am! All items in the entire store are selling at 90% of their retail price! It is an amazing sale that will end the next day at 3:45 a.m.! The store states that if they Z75,000 Contest Math Day will be held every year on May 25th in the High Hill Park. Every child on the island seems to be excited. The few who are not, do not seem to like math that much. There is a Z75,000 Eating contest inside of the Big Bellies Buffet! To win you will have to eat dishes from 25 different cultures. Who will win? Head to the buffet to find out! Come hungry! Do you need a new paint job on your house? Now you can get a low cost paint job starting from Z10.00 to Z25.00! All you need to do is call 979-891-9182. Call now for a free estimate! Does your basement have too much moisture? Is the smell of mold starting to engulf your home? Call Max at 989-NO MO WET for a free waterproofing quote!

  3. Sports Angle What’s new in sports this week from sports writer Ismael Abdullah. First the women’s soccer team, Mountain Maidens, came in first place in the island’s finals. They will now continue to adjoining islands for the international games! Good luck girls! Next, the men’s basketball team, the Quick Quails, was disqualified for fighting. A fight broke out when the referee made a bad call and was then hit in the head with the game ball. The other team threw the ball back at the Quails and then everyone began fighting randomly until. Even the fans got involved. This year ended quickly. Finally, the men’s swimming team, Dangerous Dolphins, came in first place once again. This victory can be attributed to the vast amount of swimming instruction given on the island. COMIC Make your own ad in the paper!!! Letter to the Editor According to your article about the new school bus policy. I agree with the idea that the older children can walk. I do not agree with the smaller children having walk if it is less than one mile. It is too dangerous for them. I think an issue as important as this should be voted on by the people of the community who have children that will be affected by this policy. To subscribe to The High Paper and get free Saturday and Sunday delivery call 456-789-0123 and bring this coupon. Now you can make your own ads in the The High Paper! That’s right, you can do it yourself! All you have to do is go to highpaperads.com and pay the small price of Z9.95! What is there to lose? It will be in the next issue. If your ad is approved, you will be notified. Please no personal messages or profanity permitted.

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