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Dante’s inferno

Dante’s inferno. THE 9 MODERN LAYERS OF AIRPORT HELL. LAYER 1: PARKING. Or lack thereof…. LAYER 2: KIOSK CHECK-INs . And people who don’t know how to use them. LAYER 3: BAGGAGE CHECK. Pay extra to have your luggage personally abused!. LAYER 4: TSA AGENTS AT SECURITY.

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Dante’s inferno

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  1. Dante’s inferno THE 9 MODERN LAYERS OF AIRPORT HELL

  2. LAYER 1: PARKING Or lack thereof…

  3. LAYER 2:KIOSK CHECK-INs And people who don’t know how to use them...

  4. LAYER 3: BAGGAGE CHECK Pay extra to have your luggage personally abused!

  5. LAYER 4:TSA AGENTS AT SECURITY Why are they alwaysmad?

  6. LAYER 5: FULL BODY SCANNERS “Please be patient while we virtually remove your clothing and dignity,”

  7. LAYER 6:GETTING FRISKED Saving you from terrorism, one threatening suspect at a time.

  8. LAYER 7:UNHELPFUL GATE AGENTS Because even when there are open seats, you still can’t sit closer to your family.

  9. LAYER 8:FLIGHT ATTENDANTS Waking you from your pre-flight and in-flight naps… always watching you closely.

  10. LAYER 9:PERSON WHO WILL SIT BY YOU … Need I say more?

  11. The end, At least until you travel back.

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