Yet another one of dem powerpoints…

The Inocentes and Bhat Enterprise proudly presents… Yet another one of dem powerpoints… The Super-Hero Tales w/ extra Super

Featuring… And company.

In the fall, when the clouds darken the sky An evil comes and causes trouble on the fly Superheroes gather and search for this bad man They come from different places, even Uzbekistan They all have different personalities There are some that are strong, and some that are not There are some that are horny and some that are hot But there are two things that bind them all Like wearing spandex tights and overalls And fighting crime they also think cool Or skinny dipping in Wonder Woman’s pool.

An Amazon princess she used to be Swinging around in a jungle tree Tight little outfits she always wore Teasing men to peek a little more Flying around in her invisible plane Looking for a cute guy to entertain But when she wasn’t getting busy She was out making bad guys feel dizzy Her magic lasso she loved to use Or she just kicked with her deadly shoes. An Amazon princess she used to be Swinging around in a jungle tree Tight little outfits she always wore Teasing men to peek a little more Flying around in her invisible plane Looking for a cute guy to entertain But when she wasn’t getting busy She was out making bad guys feel dizzy Her magic lasso she loved to use Or she just kicked with her deadly shoes An Amazon princess she used to be Swinging around in a jungle tree Tight little outfits she always wore Teasing men to peek a little more Flying around in her invisible plane Looking for a cute guy to entertain But when she wasn’t getting busy She was out making bad guys feel dizzy Her magic lasso she loved to use Or she just kicked with her deadly shoes

Wanting him in bed all the ladies did Ever since he was a teenaged kid His whitie tighties they were loving Because he liked to wear them butt hugging With the ladies he sometimes was flirty But Lois alone would he get down and dirty But he always liked layin’ down the law And then later with Lois, he would get raw But fighting bad guys and stopping crime Was what he loved doing in his spare time.

The dark knight was his name Fighting crime in Gotham was his game Secret he kept his real name Bruce Wayne The amount of money he had was insane When the police needed him a sign they lit Then he would come in his rubber outfit When in trouble, his utility belt he busted out Defeating his foe without even a shout All feared him and thought he could not die Because thousands fought and failed in their try.

Hunting bad men was his thing to do Using his powers to turn them into glue Didn’t like the ladies much did he Running around with his green gayety But chicks didn’t like him anyways Since his green skin made them hurl in sprays Since pimpin’ wasn’t part of his game Fighting bad guys became his main fame A great superhero turned out did he Saving everyone, even a little flea

Taggin’ along with no vehicle in sight He flossed a green ring where he kept all his might Protecting space and its inhabitants his job was He enjoyed making little green rabbits just because Crying was his specialty, a lonely man he became Whenever the lid was down, he would take the blame So our galactic friend left for Africa, away he flew In hopes to find love in a country named Zulu In Zulu he found a girl very beautiful was she He asked her to marry him, but she left to flee…..the country.

The most useless of them all, Aquaman was a disgrace To the JLA he was but an ugly face Communicatin’ wit da fishies was his skill Putting sea slugs in his pants was always a thrill His naughty actions lead him to banishment It later lead to financial problems, like paying rent Aquaman’s helplessness leads to depression Not even Sid the Squid helped with his breakdancing lesson One rainy day crazy he became Creating sand angels lead to his fame once again

Now who is this little boy with JLA? He looks kinda funny I have to say Prancing around in his pathetic get-up He irritates the others with his small coffee cup Why he likes caffeine nobody knows A dream forever is pimpin’ on dem hoes He looks up to the Dark Knight a.k.a. Batman He likes buying candy from a place called Japan Robin is a follower, member he is not He will tag along forever, until he gets shot

CAPTAIN WONDERBALLS Who let this man in, nobodyreally knows He travels the world doing circus shows He is quite the charmer when it comes to ladies Drivin’ them around in his drop top Mercedes Wonderballs, what do you mean? You might ask Basketballs, baseballs, every balls dear Jack His hobbies are fishing, bowling, and running too Hell, he even likes playing the kazoo Not a JLA member or even a super hero We just made this guy up so we wouldn’t get a zero

So off into the dark abyss they traveled Wouldn’t you like to know how this story unraveled? Well, we’ll tell you the ending if you insist If we were to stop now, we know you’d be pissed The evil man from before, found he was and killed Which left the superheroes nothing but thrilled To add a little twist to this plain end Robin and Green Lantern start a new trend It’s called the Harlem shake where you dance real crazy Muahahahaha….here we go!

Vanilla Shakes- Yes. Chocolate Shakes- Yes. Strawberry Shakes- Yes. How about Harlem Shakes? - ……

Yet another one of dem powerpoints…