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The state of our relationship: DECEMBER 2013. Tim. The pros. Really fantastic sex Your penis is perfect. You last really long And you can recover pretty fast for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, and so on, night til dawn, baby. it’s really passionate. It’s like we were meant to do it.
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The pros • Really fantastic sex • Your penis is perfect. • You last really long • And you can recover pretty fast for rounds 2, 3, 4, 5, and so on, night til dawn, baby. • it’s really passionate. It’s like we were meant to do it. • I’m comfortable with you. • Whenever, you’re around, I feel safe and wanted. • I really like you; I’m not sure why, but that doesn’t matter, because you matter. • You give me tons of free supplements, and you want me to share it with friends. Thank you.
Why it’s not working for me • I miss you too much, too many times a day. • I can’t stop thinking about you, and I wonder if you do too. • I don’t feel like you do. • I don’t see you as often, either you’re busy or sick and/or you’re too far away. • i often feel like I’m your last priority. I skip on my friends and family for you. I just don’t tell you. • It hurts. I’m just afraid to tell you. • We may not like the same things nor believe in the same things. I • I can usually talk about the things I like, but with you, I kind of choke. Not on your dick. Sometimes. • You haven’t given me free supplements in month. I feel like our passion is dying out.
Why it’s not working for me (con’t) • We don’t hang out much • We haven’t met each others’ friends. • I want to invite you to meet mine. You will probably flake because you’re fishing with your cousin or brother. • I’m afraid to ask you to invite me.
Expectations is a scary word • I don’t want to expect, but I am. • I want to see you more often. • I want to know more about you without snooping around. I’m pretty good at that. I’m a researcher. • I want to know more about you without using my BA in Sociology. • I want to be more than a dude friend, even though I am very much like a dude friend. Can you pretend that I’m a hot high maintenance skinny bitch? • I’d actually love you if you’d watch Queer Eye for the Straight Guy with me, even though I know you don’t approve of homosexuality. (There’s really something wrong here….)