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I can stand anything but not skinny jeans. They just make me feel like I’m stuck inside a microwave or an oven. I have no idea how they got the tag as the “laid-back” or a “low-maintenance style,”. How can they be laid back when they even project my underwear style that I’m wearing inside. This attire sticks to my thighs like a skin which doesn’t let my assets to breathe. Don’t believe me? Let me outline the reasons why skinny jeans are the absolute worst.
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Why I Hate Skinny Jeans? I can stand anything but not skinny jeans. They just make me feel like I’m stuck inside a microwave or an oven. I have no idea how they got the tag as the "laid-back" or a "low-maintenance style,". How can they be laid back when they even project my underwear style that I'm wearing inside. This attire sticks to my thighs like a skin which doesn’t let my assets to breathe. Don't believe me? Let me outline the reasons why skinny jeans are the absolute worst. 1. Getting the right piece is like the doctors saying "It's medical miracle." Shopping for them is the worst part. When you get the right fit, you don't get the right length and when you get the right length you don't get the fit. 2. Even if you get the right fit, be ready to play the color festival. You always have to check to make sure the dye from your new denim hasn't come off on your hands or legs because that is what usually happens.
3. Storage pockets are just a show-off. You can not even think of inserting a penny into that pocket. It projects nicely lets everyone know that what you have in that pocket. 4. The whole world knows that you are wearing the jeans over the boxers. One of the girls in my class says, "Opt for pouch underwear for men. These waves will vanish, only the bulge will be visible." I mean, why was she even looking at my underneath section. 5. It's better to keep them unwashed.
Why the hell do they shrink so much? It just feels like I've kept them dumped for years in the garbage bin. 6. And then donning them again is like a dream. It never gets into your body the same way when you bought it as a fresh piece. 7. You have to act as if you are on a diet. You know what's the worst part, you can't eat that roasted yummy chicken because you know that if you do so the top button of your denim is going to come out by itself. 8. You long to come back home. Yes! Once I’m home I just jump freely with my underwear to let my assets receive some heavenly breath. Above are some of my views about skinny jeans. Hope you guys enjoyed reading it.