1 / 50

The Rough Guide to Daniel Robinson

The Rough Guide to Daniel Robinson

JamesChandler
Download Presentation

The Rough Guide to Daniel Robinson

An Image/Link below is provided (as is) to download presentation Download Policy: Content on the Website is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use and may not be sold / licensed / shared on other websites without getting consent from its author. Content is provided to you AS IS for your information and personal use only. Download presentation by click this link. While downloading, if for some reason you are not able to download a presentation, the publisher may have deleted the file from their server. During download, if you can't get a presentation, the file might be deleted by the publisher.

E N D

Presentation Transcript

  1. ROUGH GUIDES THE ROUGH GUIDE to Amsterdam

  2. ROUGH GUIDES THE ROUGH GUIDE to Daniel Robinson

  3. 2 THE EARLY YEARS The Early Years

  4. 3 THE EARLY YEARS

  5. 4 GIRLS Girls a.k.a ‘sloshos’ & ‘dollies’

  6. 5 GIRLS

  7. 6 GIRLS

  8. 7 GIRLS

  9. 5 GIRLS 8 GIRLS Daniel 27 Distance: less than a mile away Active: just now Tagline I have amazing hair and I smell great. Plus I’m making a shit load of cash out of print mediatwitter.com/dan_robboinsta: dan.robbo

  10. 9 GIRLS Shortlisted for Telegraph’s Media Man of the Year

  11. 10 GIRLS Daniel Robinson’s Top 10 I invent the future of media by chasing minge

  12. 11 MARKET FEEDBACK Market Feedback

  13. 12 MARKET FEEDBACK

  14. 13 MARKET FEEDBACK I had to ask him twice to stop liking my ‘Marbella 2006’ album on Facebook. Katie Potter, Account Director - Teads

  15. 14 MARKET FEEDBACK Should consider getting a nose job. Elsie Rutterford, Agency Sales - Yume

  16. 15 MARKET FEEDBACK His clothes are rubbish. It looks like he gets most of them from a 14 year old’s wardrobe. Marvelle Cordice, Head Receptionist - Mindshare

  17. 16 MARKET FEEDBACK Couldn’t negotiate his way around a hooker’s fun box – let alone a 25x4 from me. Jason Campbell, Head of Trading – Northern & Star

  18. 17 MARKET FEEDBACK Sleazy, lazy, odious little gobshite. Sophie Orr, Sales Exec – ESI Media

  19. 18 SPORTING PROWESS Sporting Prowess

  20. 19 SPORTING PROWESS Ipswich Town, fun runs & golf shitting

  21. 20 SPORTING PROWESS Ipswich Town, fun runs & golf shitting

  22. 21 SPORTING PROWESS

  23. 22 SPORTING PROWESS

  24. 23 SPORTING PROWESS The official FIFA football rankings

  25. 24 SPORTING PROWESS The official FIFA football rankings

  26. 25 SPORTING PROWESS The official FIFA football rankings

  27. 26 SPORTING PROWESS The official FIFA football rankings

  28. 27 SPORTING PROWESS The official FIFA football rankings

  29. 28 SPORTING PROWESS “Who’s this melt?” “Big nosed twat”

  30. 29 SPORTING PROWESS

  31. 30 SPORTING PROWESS

  32. 31 SPORTING PROWESS

  33. 32 SPORTING PROWESS

  34. 33 EMAIL ETIQUETTE Email etiquette

  35. 34 EMAIL ETIQUETTE

  36. 35 EMAIL ETIQUETTE

  37. 36 EMAIL ETIQUETTE

  38. 37 EMAIL ETIQUETTE

  39. 38 EMAIL ETIQUETTE Sure – not even bothering to mention to Ali Warden or Parris. I’m well above all that shit. I’m bullet proof pal

  40. 39 ALTER EGOS Alter egos

  41. 40 ALTER EGOS God The 5th Inbetweener Masked sexual predator

  42. 41 ALTER EGOS

  43. 42 ALTER EGOS Mates

  44. 43 ALTER EGOS Going out

  45. 44 ALTER EGOS Birds

  46. 45 ALTER EGOS Bogs

  47. 46 ALTER EGOS Misc. other

  48. 47 FUCK OP Fuck op Dutch trans. - goodbye

  49. 48 FUCK OP

  50. “He’s one the creepiest twats in the agency and his nose is massive. Tries too hard to copy Dan Tray’s style.” Account Manager, Outdoor – Mindshare “It’s a running joke with the PAs that he’s media’s version of Dean Gaffney.” PA, Worldwide - Mindshare“Bought a load of his nutty mates to free bar once & one of them threatened to shit in my lift.” Big John, Security - Mindshare “Asked me to endorse him for ‘minge pumelling’ and ‘snatch testing’ on LinkedIn.” Wesley Graham, Mapp Media “Simon has made a solid contribution to the AV team in the 2.5 years he’s been at Mindshare. He’ll be sorely missed” Mark Creighton, CEO - Mindshare“There’s not a bog he hasn’t monstered on the 7th & 8th floors .” Facilities Manager, Mindshare www.roughguides.com USA $25.00 Can $28.50 UK £15.99

More Related