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School Curriculum The following conversation took place in a government meeting regarding the school curriculum. Adviser: So what are we gonna teach the kids? Politician: I’ve decided to go with Pythagoras’s theorem. Adviser: But what about car repairs, applying for loans, buying a house, starting a business or doing taxes? Politician: No!! Finding the length of a triangle is more important.
Eggs Boiling The following conversation took place between a couple of eggs boiling in a pan. Egg 1: I’ve got a huge crack!! Egg 2: Stop teasing me, I’m not hard yet.
Upset Stomach Got a really upset my stomach at the moment and just farted in my local supermarket. Luckily I was standing in the cheese isle at the so nobody noticed.
Hard Q. What hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it comes out. A. Bubblegum
Flying Jew Q. What do you call a flying Jew? A. Smoke
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