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Christmas Jokes

Christmas Jokes. Cândida Couto and Cristina Parente T@rget 8. December 2012. Have Fun…. Match the answer with the corresponding question by clicking on the right answer:. What do you call an old snowman ?. Santa Pause!. Can you smell carrot ?.

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Christmas Jokes

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  1. Christmas Jokes CândidaCouto and Cristina Parente T@rget8 December 2012

  2. Have Fun… Match the answer with the corresponding question by clicking on the right answer: What do youcallanoldsnowman? Santa Pause! Can yousmellcarrot? What do youcall Santa whenhedoesn’t move? Water! Whatdidonesnowmansay to theothersnowman? T@rget 2012 CândidaCouto and Cristina Parente

  3. Have Fun… What do monkeyssingat Christmas? Santa Claustrophobia! What do yougetifyou cross anapplewith a Christmas tree? Santa Jaws! Whodeliverspresents to babysharksat Christmas? What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Junglebells, junglebells! A pineapple! T@rget 2012 CândidaCouto and Cristina Parente

  4. Have Fun… Ice to meetyou! What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve? What do snowmeneat for breakfast? Black mail! Frostedflakes! Whohidesinthebakeryat Christmas? A mincespy! How do snowmen greet each other? T@rget 2012 CândidaCouto and Cristina Parente

  5. Have Fun… What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month? RoastTurkey. What is the name of the bird which has wings but can’t fly? Usingan "Elf"-evator. How do elves greet each other? Theletter “D”! How did elves climb up to the top of Santa’s Castle? "Smallworld, isn'tit?" T@rget2012 CândidaCouto and Cristina Parente

  6. Have Fun… What’s the first thing elves learn in school? It’s Christmas, Eve. Whatkindofmusic do elveslikebest? • Santa Clues! What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective? “Wrap” music! • What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? The “elf”-abet! T@rget 2012 CândidaCouto and Cristina Parente

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