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Hindi Jokes

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Hindi Jokes

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  1. Hindi Jokes

  2. Mazedar Hindi Jokes

  3. Sher Ka Puttar : EkSrdarapneBete se bola oyeghabramat Tusher ka puttarhai. Beta: oyepapaji, achahuabatadiya teacher bhi ye hi puchti he kiTukisjanwarkiauladhai.? Doctor KiLikhai : Doctor Parchepeaisakyalikhtahaijokewal Medical Store waale hi samajhpaatehai.. Wolikhtehai:--- "Maine to Loot Liyatubhi Loot le...!"

  4. Bataona.!! Wife: Jiapkomujhmekyaacchalagtahai merisamajhdariyameri beauty.. Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhariMajakkarne kiaadatbahutachilagtihai.. Kyahai? ek bar American, Pakistani,Or Chinese Chand Per Gaye.Tino ne NecheDekha To Zameen Per ekLambi Line Nazaraee. American : Ye NASA Ki Building Hai. Chinese: Nhi Ye CheenKiDeewarHai. Pakistani: Na, Na, Na, Yeh To Na Building Hai Or Na Deewar, YeTo Utility Store K Bahr chenilenyWalonKi Line Hai..!

  5. AurBhiHai.. Sardar :- Yariskamatlabkyahotahai, "IAM GOING"? Friend :- Main jaarahahun. Sardar :- Saaley, aisekaisejayega, 20 aurbhiaisejachukehain....answer batakejaa.. NahiAata: EkSardar ne ekbachy se pucha k tumkoa,b,cAatyhai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 takatyhia.. Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyeeUllu k pathya,b,c main 9 nahiaata.

  6. Fir Bhi!! Sardar Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko ApniJaanPeKhelkarBaharNikala Fir BhiUsko Jail Ho Gayi Kyun... Kyun..Ki Vo SabFirebrigade Wale The. Jor Se Bolo: Teacher to class: A for? Class: Apple Teacher: Jor Se Bolo Class: Jai Mata Di!

  7. GitapehaathKabhiNahi : • vakilLalu se : "Gitapehaathrakhkarkahoke...... “ • Lalu : "Yehkyalagarakhahai, Sitako • haathlagaya to court meinBulaya. Ab fir Gitape hat rakhunga to sasuraaap use bhibulwalenge...!''. 3 Din: MaalikMakaan : Mein tumkokirayadenekeliyeaur 3 din kimohlatdetahun. Santa : Theekhaiji, meinDiwaliHoliaurChrismaske 3 din select kartahoon.

  8. Main Mera: Bachha (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahiaaygea? Madam: Aapkonbolrahe ho Ji? Bachha : Main Mera papa bolrahehoon. PalanPoshan: Ek 10 saal ka Bachhabohotdhyan se ek book pad rahatha, jiska title tha:"Bachhonka paalanposhankaisekare". Mother : yeh book kyon pad rahe ho. Bachha : Mein yehdekhnachahtahunke merapaalanposhantheektara se ho raha haiyanahi.

  9. Use BandeKi Jeb Mai Thi: Santa: Tuhari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua? Driver Banta: Ikdaaruki bottle iskeneeche aagayithi. Santa: Tumhe bottle nazarnahiaayi? Driver Banta: Bottle ussbandekijeb me thi jomeri car keneecheaayatha. Love: Boyfriend apni girlfriend ko I love you kehtahaiaurgeerjatahai. Girlfriend :- Yehkyakarrahe ho? Funny Boyfriend :- I'm falling in love.

  10. Hole in the Umbrella: Eksardarkichatri me holethakisinepucha,umbrella me hole kyu? 2nd sardar: agar koi bomb raste me phatgia to? Sardarbola,Oyebarishrukjayegi topatakaisechalega. FasiKiKhushi se: Police:Tumhekalsubah 5 bajephasidi jayegi. Sardar: Ha HaHaHa! Sardar (Khusi se) : Main to uthta hi subha 9bajehon!!! {Source: Hindi Jokes}

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