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Date: Aug 4, 2008 1:07 PM Location: T-1 Flight CC Office. An officer carefully composes an email…. …a plea for help…. And so the saga began…. From: Stevens, Michael Maj USAF AETC 96 FTS/T-1/FLT DO <michael.stevens@laughlin.af.mil>. To: 86 FTS All; 96 FTS T-1. Date: Aug 4, 2008 1:07 PM.
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Date: Aug 4, 2008 1:07 PM Location:T-1 Flight CC Office
An officer carefully composes an email…
From: Stevens, Michael Maj USAF AETC 96 FTS/T-1/FLT DO <michael.stevens@laughlin.af.mil> To: 86 FTS All; 96 FTS T-1 Date: Aug 4, 2008 1:07 PM Subject: Desk Name Plate Fellas and Gals, I have been missing a name plate from my desk now for over 10 days. A replacement was left and was quite humorous. However, that name plate has some significant family ties. I'd appreciate that if you know of its whereabouts to kindly put it back. Besides, the one on my desk no longer functions due to equipment failure. Thanks. Mike
The Plea Repeated • I'd appreciate that if you know of its whereabouts to kindly put it back. Besides, the one on my desk no longer functions due to equipment failure. Thanks. Mike
Who took it? All are blamed! Williams! Any FAIP! Morneau! Jorgensen! Johnson! Poarch! Loader! Shrum! Gomez! Matschek in Hawaii! Danna! Camplen! Esco! Stoffel in SAT! Oronoz! Amaya! Gray! Mikkelson! Even the sq commander, Perry Peter!!!
Who took it? None will admit! Williams! Any FAIP! Morneau! Jorgensen! Johnson! Poarch! Loader! Shrum! Gomez! Matschek in Hawaii! Danna! Camplen! Esco! Stoffel in SAT! Oronoz! Amaya! Gray! Mikkelson! Even the sq commander, Perry Peter!!!
But then, a sinister response comes from a mysterious emailer calling himself…
Don’t bother looking into the reflection. P_rivateJoker is invisible.
Can you get me a Randolph job?? Can I have a pass? And do my paperwork? More MPA!! What color T-shirt?? And get me paid in a timely fashion? And change my bid?