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A Kitchen Disaster. BY ZOTTULA. The town café. They have a new chef there who is good at teaching. Well, you’re going to learn whether you like it or not. Is there a reason why you are hiding in the fridge?. Actually, I think you’ll like the chef…. Pong! It is time you learnt to cook!.
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A Kitchen Disaster BY ZOTTULA
The town café. They have a new chef there who is good at teaching. Well, you’re going to learn whether you like it or not. Is there a reason why you are hiding in the fridge? Actually, I think you’ll like the chef….. Pong! It is time you learnt to cook! You want me to be a trainee chef? I don’t like this. Not really. Meh! Where am I going to learn? I think not
Hello. Are you the people coming to learn to cook? Well, she’s ready to start teaching. That’s us. She? Ooooh, I like shes. Ha! I’m a talking vase.
Ooooh, how I wish I could talk like that vase in the café! This is the kitchen where I will be teaching you today. So…..shall we begin? No, this is the bathroom. I said you’d like it. Hi guys. Oh, it’s her. I like her. Do you realize how stupid you are? Why did you tell me it was the bathroom? Oh…right…yes. Silly me! Where’s the bath? Yes, let’s begin. So this is the kitchen.
I know, but instead of complaining we could at least try and get ourselves untied. It stinks. Yeah. Eww. Smelly.
Uh oh. Guys, I think I did something wrong. BANG! That didn’t sound too good. I can smell burning. Now I’m an invisible talking vase. BEAT THAT!
I am untied! Good, now let’s get out of here. Ah! Fresh air. He he. He he. This way. This way. This way! No… No…
We call 999! Quick! Pong is trapped in there. Right. Phone. What do we do? Even better, I am a talking vase that is sometimes invisible and can transform into a phone.
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! FIRE!!!! It’s Pong! I recognise that voice too. Ha ha. I smell burning. I recognise that voice. Teehee. I like the smell of burning. Ooooh. I smell burning.
NEEEEE-NAAAAWWW She’s right. There’s a fire and really we should be getting out of the building. How dare you! We’re very stupid. Let’s get outta here! I can do a lot of things, but I can’t run. Oh dear, not good.
Here to save the day. Or not. Har de har.
Must get out. Too smoky. CHOKE Can’t breathe.
The café blew up. Poor Pong. Those were no real fire men. PONG! Cough cough. Urgh. Sniff “It’s time you learnt to cook!” I won’t ever attempt to cook again.
Easy. Explosives and highly flammable stuff. That place was already on fire. BIG EXPLOSION! Wow. What did you do? KABOOOM. That was one big explosion. One down, one to go.
Ah ha! So this is where all the dung has got too. Those trouble makers should be rid of forever. I was right. Those were no real firemen. WEEEEE!
Why? All the sexy blue men of course! So, what brings a beautiful young lady like yourself to place like this?