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The Colony of Chisterfield By S idney K aeb. 12. 1. 2. 3. CAPITAL. 11. 4. 10. 5. BEACH. TREE MOUNTAIN. 9. GRASSLAND. 6. 8. 7. DESERT. CHISTERFIELD’S HISTORY
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The Colony of Chisterfield By Sidney Kaeb
12 1 2 3 CAPITAL 11 4 10 5 BEACH • TREE • MOUNTAIN 9 GRASSLAND 6 8 7 DESERT
CHISTERFIELD’S HISTORY It was the day, January 26, 1326, for Sidney Kaeb to do the dishes. So there was only one thing to do. Run. This was how she discovered Chisterfield. She jumped in her neighbors helicopter and flew away, only later that day, crash landing in Chisterfield. She discovered a big circle of land with 12 fenced large areas around it. She called each fenced area districts. There was a little place in between district 1 and 12 that looked blown up. She called it district 13. District 1, 2 and 13 were full of mountains. District 3 and 4 were a lot like the beach. Same for district 10. District 5 and 12 were full of trees. Unlike 11, pretty plain. District 7,6 and 10 were like a desert. District 8 and 9 just plainish. Every district had a different settler depending on what the district was like. Anyone could come. But you go where you, you could say, belonged. The country now is run by the capital, and all of the people in the districts are living o.k. lives.
Tooty’sFriutyFruit Store. All your fruit you need is here – from crispy apples to red bananas.
Lemonade! From freshly squeezed lemons. We have it all: pink, yellow, white, blue, red, orange, green, and much more.
Weapons, duh duhduhhhhh is anybody annoying you? We have everything. Need a good child spanker? How about our new paddle with spikes? Or got any pigs and you need bacon, we have pointy things (knives) of all colors.
Clothes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cute tops, ugly or nice sweaters, belts, scarfs, skirts, pants, jeans, socks, dresses and sweat pants.
Super supermarket You need food? (well yeah!) Want toys (well yeah!) Want a place that has everything (yeah!)
Government This continent of Chisterfield is run by the spectacular, responsible, reasonable, funny, nice, cool (in the good way), happy and fun girl named Sidney Kaeb, the founder of this land. She gets to choose who rules. Before she dies, she will write who the next chooser will be in her will. From then on, the person she chooses will become leader. Everyone she chooses will have to follow a few rules in which may never change.
Laws and Rules Golden rule No killing No stealing Be respectful No smoking Honesty No goofing around with weapons Only can drink beer or wine at age 25 Only can drink 5 times a month. No exceptions to these laws
Consequences: What ever you dotosomeone, we do to you.
Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat! Guess what you do here. Its our finest restaurant. There is a French speaking section, English, Spanish, and Chinese speaking languages.
Gym Go from chunky to hunky!