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Welcome to the 2013 ECE Faculty Roast!. When Apples Get PhD’s… Dr. to Dr. (Professor Apples to Apples). Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 201 3. i s the new. Dr. to Dr . Rules: Each professor is dealt seven cards with another professor’s name
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When Apples Get PhD’s…Dr. to Dr.(Professor Apples to Apples) Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013 is the new
Dr. to Dr. Rules: • Each professor is dealt seven cards with another professor’s name • The emcee presents a slide on which an adjective is printed • Each player chooses a card that they think is the best match for the adjective and hands it to the emcee • The emcee reads the cards aloud and lets YOU decide which professor is the best match for the adjective • LOUDEST CLAPS/CHEERS WINS!! • The professor who submitted the chosen card wins the round • All players then draw red cards until they have seven again • The winner is the first player to win 3 rounds
Dr. to Dr. Example • Smart • - Genius • - Intelligent • - Brainy • - Clever
Dr. to Dr. Timeless - Ageless - Everlasting - Old - Forever
Dr. to Dr. Witty - Clever - Whimsical - Slapstick - Entertaining
Dr. to Dr. Loud - Boisterous - Noisy - Rowdy - Uproarious
Dr. to Dr. Insane - Cuckoo - Deranged - Loony - Off-the-rocker
Dr. to Dr. Charismatic - Alluring - Appealing - Hypnotic - Mesmerizing
Dr. to Dr. Scary - Blood-curling - Intimidating - Horrendous - Spine-chilling
Dr. to Dr. Boring- Uninteresting - Humdrum - Insipid - Vapid
Dr. to Dr. Dreamy - Abstracted - Romantic - Illusory - Out of this world
Dr. to Dr. Heartless - Brutal - Merciless - Savage - Cold-blooded
Dr. to Dr. Nerdy - Geeky - Dork - Bookworm - Techie
Dr. to Dr. • Zany • - Clownish • - Eccentric • - Madcap • - Witty
Dr. to Dr. Gawky - Bumbling - Clumsy - Oafish - Awkward
Dr. to Dr. Manly - Audacious - Beefcake - Macho - Strapping
Dr. to Dr. Congratulations! We have our first awardee of 2013
When PhD’s Get Apple Products…Ultimate Apple Fanboy Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013
Ultimate Apple Fanboy Nominee “Did you guys see this new app for the iPhone 4?” Dr. VasileiosNasis “You know the iPhone 5 is out right?”
Ultimate Apple Fanboy Nominee Dr. Adam Fontecchio No,I am not obsessed with Apple…I swear.
Ultimate Apple Fanboy Nominee Dr. Youngmoo Kim
Ultimate Apple Fanboy Winner …and 2013 Apple Distinguished Scholar, Dr. Youngmoo Kim!
When PhD’s Have Celebrity Twins…Best Doppelganger Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013
Best Doppelganger Nominee Matthew Lawrence? OR Dr. Timothy Kurzweg
Best Doppelganger Nominee Dave Grohl? (Foo Fighters) OR Dr. Adam Fontecchio
Best Doppelganger Nominee The Cheshire Cat? OR Dr. AfshinDaryoush
Best Doppelganger Winner • …or was that Dave Grohl? Dr. Fontecchio
Shit just got real Can PhD’s Still Do Simple Math?…The Math-Off Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013
The Math-Off Rules: • A simple head-to-head math competition • 20 seconds are allotted for each question, unless noted otherwise • Answer are to be written on provided whiteboard • To receive credit, answers to questions must be: • Complete • Written/said correctly • Winner is the best of three questions
The Math-Off Question 1
The Math-Off Question 1: Answer
The Math-Off Question 2
The Math-Off Question 2: Answer
The Math-Off Question 3
The Math-Off Question 3: Answer
When PhD’s Say Too Much…Best Professor Quotes Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013 He said what?
Best Professor Quote Nominee Dr. Gary Friedman “You’re saying a bunch of words that individually make sense, but when you put them together …you lose me.”
Best Professor Quote Nominee Dr. Fernand Cohen Great Success!
Best Professor Quote Nominee Dr. Richard Primerano I want to be up to my neck in balls.
Best Professor Quote Winner Dr. Richard Primerano
Additional Awards… Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013
Biggest Office Award Dr. PramodAbichandani
Really Really Ridiculously Good Looking Dr. Cohen …Dr. Andrew Cohen, that is
Self-Acclaimed Sex Panther Dr. Fernand Cohen
Perfect Attendance Award Dr. Gary Friedman
Most Bromantic Duo Dr. Naga Kandasamy and Dr. BarisTaskin
Recognitions... Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013
Welcome to the Department: Newest ECE Additions Dr. JamesShackleford MelissaAyers Dr. PramodAbichandani Dr. AndrewCohen Dr. YonVisell
2013 ECE Staff Yearbook...Superlatives Drexel HKN Faculty Roast 2013