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Jill Presents. The 10 Commandments of PowerPoint. Jill Presents. The 10 Commandments of PowerPoint. Jill Presents. The 12 Commandments of PowerPoint. Welcome to Underwater Basket Weaving 101. This class will provide you with opportunities for:. Increased gross motor skills

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  1. Jill Presents The 10 Commandments of PowerPoint

  2. Jill Presents The 10 Commandments of PowerPoint

  3. Jill Presents The 12 Commandments of PowerPoint

  4. Welcome toUnderwater Basket Weaving 101

  5. This class will provide you with opportunities for: • Increased gross motor skills • Increased fine motor skills • Great exercise • Make your health care provider happy • Swimming lessons • Learn to hold your breath longer without turning blue like your two year old • Excuse to improve your appearance with laser eye surgery so you don’t need your glasses or contacts under water • Toning up your thighs • Working with bamboo • Baskets for Christmas presents • Purchasing the latest fashion in swimwear • Provide women with a reason to get their legs waxed • Provide men the opportunity to enjoy the general “beach view” • Looking like your pet Char-Pei with shriveled skin • Learning life saving techniques • Making a big splash • Completing your electives • Easy “A”

  6. Commandment I Thou shalt not put War and Peace on a slide

  7. This class will provide you with opportunities for: • Increased motor skills • Great exercise • Swimming lessons • Working with bamboo • Baskets for Christmas presents • Easy “A”

  8. Underwater Basket Weaving 101Syllabus • Faculty: • Neptune, God of the Sea, PhD-TC (Doctor of Trident Carrying) • Credits: • 3 Pool Hours • Course Description: • Current theories and research related to underwater basket weaving are evaluated. Primary underwater basket weaving skills are emphasized. Management of common complications experienced during underwater basket weaving are examined. The impact of underwater basket weaving to your health is evaluated. The roles of the underwater basket weaver in providing quality and not soggy baskets are analyzed. • Course Objectives: • Apply an appropriate theory in evaluating strengths, deficits, and strategies of underwater basket weaving. • Examine multiple methods for basket creation under water. • Examine common problems experienced by the underwater basket weaver from a skin divers perspective. • Analyze the roles of the underwater basket weaver in managing health problems. • Evaluate current research related to underwater basket weaving. • Course Requirements: • Attendance is required with only one excused absence. • Swimwear is required. • Create 3 baskets. • Grading scale: • Pass – able to survive course without the need of the lifeguard • Fail – failure is not an option

  9. Commandment II Thou shalt not use fonts smaller than 28 point

  10. Underwater Basket Weaving 101Syllabus • Faculty: Neptune, God of the Sea, PhD-TC (Doctor of Trident Carrying) • Credits: 3 Pool Hours

  11. Underwater Basket Weaving 101Syllabus • Course Description: Current theories and research related to underwater basket weaving are evaluated. Primary underwater basket weaving skills are emphasized. Management of common complications experienced during underwater basket weaving are examined. The impact of underwater basket weaving to your health is evaluated. The roles of the underwater basket weaver in providing quality and not soggy baskets are analyzed.

  12. Underwater Basket Weaving 101Syllabus • Course Objectives: • Apply appropriate theory in evaluating strengths, deficits, and strategies of underwater basket weaving. • Examine multiple methods for basket creation. • Examine common problems experienced by the underwater basket weaver from a skin divers perspective.

  13. Underwater Basket Weaving 101Syllabus • Course Objectives (continued): 4. Analyze the roles of the underwater basket weaver in managing health problems. 5. Evaluate current research on underwater basket weaving.

  14. Underwater Basket Weaving 101Syllabus • Course Requirements: • Attendance is required with only one excused absence. • Swimwear is required. • Create 3 baskets. • Grading scale: • Pass – able to survive course without the need of the lifeguard • Fail – failure is not an option

  15. Some of the steps you will be shown are: • How to hold your breath • How to see underwater • How to get great results with wet plant materials • How to fill the basket when completed

  16. Some of the steps you will be shown are: • How to hold your breath • How to see underwater • How to get great results with wet plant materials • How to fill the basket when completed

  17. Commandment III Thou shalt not use busy backgrounds or ineffective colors

  18. Some of the steps you will be shown are: • How to hold your breath • How to see underwater • How to get great results with wet plant materials • How to fill the basket when completed

  19. Materials we will use are:

  20. Commandment IV Thou shalt not complicate slides with too many figures and tables

  21. Materials we will use are:

  22. New Experiences You will have experiences most people never even dream of having!

  23. Commandment V Thou shalt use busy animation, audio, and pictures in moderation

  24. New Experiences You will have experiences most people never even dream of having!

  25. Great reasons to take this class! • Maybe you love to snorkel. • Perhaps you've got a knack for arts and crafts. • Or it could be you're just a slacker. • Next semester, you could combine these three skills into one.

  26. Commandment VI Thou shalt acknowledge all references used

  27. Great reasons to take this class! • Maybe you love to snorkel. • Perhaps you've got a knack for arts and crafts. • Or it could be you're just a slacker. • Next semester, you could combine these three skills into one. Reference: http://web.csuchico.edu/~ka58/dwsm/index.html Chico State University

  28. This is your presentation Not backed up

  29. Commandment VII Thou shalt surely back up thy presentation

  30. This is your presentation Backed up

  31. Classroom presentations

  32. Commandment VIII Thou shalt not read the slides word for word

  33. Classroom presentations

  34. Passive – Lecture only

  35. Commandment IX Thou shalt not use slides alone

  36. Active Class activities • Lecture • Case Study • Scenarios • Flash Cards • Weave baskets • Swim

  37. Practice

  38. Commandment X Thou shalt practice

  39. Practice

  40. Patience Downloading a large file

  41. Commandment XI Thou shalt be mindful of learners’ limitations

  42. Patience Large file size Small file size

  43. Processing Review of Julie’s Essay (2001) “The Complete History of Underwater Basket-Weaving”

  44. Why this essay? • Publication of senior project • Lack of literature • In the beginning, there was God… • Earliest inhabitants of the world • Landscapes perfectly suited to craft

  45. Early Human History • Biodegradable nature of baskets • Egypt’s Contribution • Greek Mythology’s Contribution • Craft exhibitions at the Coliseum

  46. Human History Unfolding • Dark Ages (didn’t help this craft) • Renaissance (helped the craft) • Modernization of products in the world • Contribution of Scuba diving • Discussion of craft now permitted without fear of persecution

  47. Commandment XII Thou shalt allow the listener time to process the slides

  48. Patience

  49. We hope that you have enjoyed your introduction to:Underwater Basket-Weaving…

  50. …and learning the 12 Commandments of PowerPoint

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