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Room 108’s Joke Book

Room 108’s Joke Book. 2012. Sarah. What is an ant’s favorite kind of movie?. Sarah . A romMANCE ! Heh-heh. Get it?. Alida. A rooster lays an egg on the top of the barn. Which way does the egg roll down? . Alida. Roosters don’t lay eggs!. Alyse.

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Room 108’s Joke Book

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  1. Room 108’s Joke Book 2012

  2. Sarah What is an ant’s favorite kind of movie?

  3. Sarah A romMANCE ! Heh-heh. Get it?

  4. Alida A rooster lays an egg on the top of the barn. Which way does the egg roll down?

  5. Alida Roosters don’t lay eggs!

  6. Alyse Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

  7. Alyse Because it was feeling crummy

  8. Jacob What drink do wrestlers? like?

  9. Jacob Fruit punch

  10. Carly Why was the chicken afraid of the chicken?

  11. Carly Because he was chicken!

  12. Sophia What’s the best way to call a T-Rex?

  13. Sophia Long distance

  14. Kolin Why did the dog cross the road?

  15. Kolin There was a delicious bone.

  16. Ella How do hens stay fit?

  17. Ella They always eggs-ercise!

  18. Justin Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

  19. Justin He was looking for pooh!

  20. Preston What did the baby chick say when his toy broke?

  21. Preston Cheap cheap cheap!

  22. Cayla What did one tomato say to the other tomato?

  23. Cayla Let’s ketchup later.

  24. Melody What did Delaware?

  25. Melody A brand New Jersey

  26. Traye What do you say if you don’t do your homework?

  27. Traye I cant get in trouble for something I didn’t do.

  28. Nicholas Why did the hippo eat his food?

  29. Nicholas Because he was hungry.

  30. Shayla What do cats like on hotdogs?

  31. Shayla Mouse stered

  32. ALDIN Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?

  33. Aldin She had bright students.

  34. Frank What does an old man do in a chair with wheels on it?

  35. Frank Rock n Roll

  36. Kylie What is a dog’s favorite pizza?

  37. Kylie PUP-peroni

  38. Selena How do you make a tissue dance?

  39. Selena • Put a little boogy in it.

  40. Gabby Why did the chicken go on the computer?

  41. Gabby He wanted to play a game.

  42. Simeon Why did the man dance in front of the bottle?

  43. Simeon It said twist to open

  44. Marc Why is 6 afraid of 7?

  45. Marc Because 7 ate 9

  46. Paige What do you call a very important pig?

  47. Paige Big wig pig

  48. Colin Why did the football go to the bank?

  49. colin To get his quarterback.

  50. Karina What’s black and white and read all over?

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