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You might be a witch if…. You don’t know the seven deadly sins You can’t shape your tongue into a clover You can’t dance and squawk like a chicken around the whole room You can’t balance the Literature book on your head and walk backwards across the room You can’t do the moonwalk
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You might be a witch if… • You don’t know the seven deadly sins • You can’t shape your tongue into a clover • You can’t dance and squawk like a chicken around the whole room • You can’t balance the Literature book on your head and walk backwards across the room • You can’t do the moonwalk • You can’t say the ABCs backwards • You can’t read a poem in a British accent • You can’t do the “Jerk” • You can’t do the “Be Aggressive” cheer loud and proud • You can’t stand on one leg, hop around, and sing two verses of Deck the Halls • You can’t say HELLO in three other languages besides English • You can’t do a freestyle rap about how much you love English class
You might be a witch if… you claim you are “innocent to a witch.”
WITCH! • You are guilty until proven innocent • This is your opportunity to confess or prove your innocence • One among you may refuse to enter a plea • Will you sleep in your house with your family tonight? • Or will you languish in prison until you meet the gallows? • Are you willing to lie to save yourself? • What is your favorite treat?