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The Biology of Love *. By Miss Baker missbakersbiologyclass.com. *Please note. This discussion in no way attempts to discuss love in a religious context. Rather it is merely an entertaining way to learn about the sometimes comical world of biological reproduction.
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The Biology of Love* By Miss Baker missbakersbiologyclass.com *Please note. This discussion in no way attempts to discuss love in a religious context. Rather it is merely an entertaining way to learn about the sometimes comical world of biological reproduction.
If not for sex[ual reproduction], much of what is flamboyant and beautiful in nature would not exist. –Olivia Judson, Dr. Tatiana’s Sex Advice to All Creation
A sexual organism has only 50% of the fitness of an asexual organism.
Sex Increases Risk of Diseases That Lead to SicknessInfertility Death
Sex is like the best strategy for winning the lottery Lucky in Love
Increasing Variety = Greater Success
TheDifference Between Males and Females
Between 1725-1765, the Wife of Feodor Vassiyev had 69 Children In Her 27 Pregnancies She Gave Birth to 16 Pairs of Twins 7 Sets of Triplets 4 Sets of Quadruplets
1,042 Children
Love is Like a Game of Chess It's All About Strategy
Make the Choice That Will Lead to the Greatest Number of Successful Offspring! Base Your Decisions on the Environment in Which You Live
Monogamy... My Heart Beats Only For You
Polygamy... I Love You and You and You and You and
MonogamyPolygamy Less disease risk More diversity in offspring Can mate guard Produce more offspring Lower infanticide Less commitment Form social bonds Less male competition
How Many Offspring Should You Have?
You Must Provide Parental Care
If You Decide to Have Many... You Won't Have to Provide Parental Care
But, You'll Probably Be So Exhausted That You'll Die Soon Afterwards
Commit Sexual Suicide It's Better to Have Loved and Lost Then to Have Never Loved at All!
Or Allow Yourself to Be Exploited And Persist as a Tiny Blood-Sucking Parasite Attached to the Female's Body
What if a Member of the Opposite Sex is Not Available? Get a SexChange!
GoAsexual But, Remember You Lose the Benefits of Sex So Switch Back When Possible
Arguably the MostExquisitelyEvolved Mating Behaviors Belong to Class Aves
And Now for the Finale The Greatest Human Mating Behavior of All Time Drumroll Please