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i love pistachio flavored llama tarts

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i love pistachio flavored llama tarts

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  1. Reasons that Brian is Awesome By Katherine Miller

  2. He can rock the traditional ‘stache.

  3. He understands the undeniable power of a simple accessory.

  4. He is a MAN but has a gentle, feminine smile.

  5. He won the International Surfing Championship gold medal in swim trunks he borrowed from a friendly hobo.

  6. He’s soft-hearted with a nice pout and a sensitive side, and he appreciates abstract art on his apparel.

  7. His intelligence and insight will drown you, but not as much as his eyes will.

  8. ‘Dem titties.

  9. His spirit animal is the sexy wolf.

  10. He will make you melt.

  11. The children love him because he provides them with un-poisoned candy when they are starving, deserted in the tundra.

  12. He supports gun control, but not fun control!

  13. He lends his clothes to the drunk and homeless.

  14. He designs homes for Habitat for Humanity.

  15. He is a master chef, and he doesn’t even need dishware to enjoy a meal!

  16. Again, ‘demtitties, AMIRITE?

  17. He is full of mystery. His half-opened eyes leave much to the imagination.

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