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Dear Mr Hagrid,

Dear Mr Hagrid,

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Dear Mr Hagrid,

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  1. Dear Mr Hagrid, This catalogue contains 5 of the latest animals discovered in Britain, but please read the last paragraph on each page before considering purchasing and of these creatures. As you may be aware as a member you are able to purchase bonus items at half price and get a discount on each creature purchased. Your order of blast ended skrewts have arrived and they will be delivered to your hut on Saturday 9th of March please ensure you are there for when the delivery arrives. Yours Sincerely Monsters ‘R’ Us

  2. MONSTERS ‘R’ US Offers that will bite your head off!

  3. Contents 3. Bowtruckles 4. Dragons 5. Griffins 6. Unicorns 7. Bedlockmonk

  4. Bowtruckles The Bowtruckle, which eats insects, is a peaceable and intensely shy creature but if the tree in which it lives is threatened, it has been known to leap down upon the woodcutter, unless the have a supply of woodlice to lure them away. The look like wood and live in trees and there favourite food is woodlice. Origin: England and Germany. Caution! Do NOT Squeeze! Only $1,000 each! limited time only 3

  5. Dragons Looks a bit like a fire-breathing dinosaur with wings. Can breathe fire at will and if bitten makes area green and swollen. Sold out Unable to sell to buyer if the live in wooden houses (fire hazard). Bite kit included and seek medical advice if bitten on burned. 4

  6. Griffins Griffins can vicious and will attack but if you are polite and use your manners it will be adorable. A griffin is a half lion, half eagle. When approaching bow and keep eye contact and try not to blink if you want to keep both your arms. What a bargain!! Only $20,000! 5

  7. Unicorns A horse with hair that doesn’t snap a glowing white coat (unless a baby, gold). A unicorn is a very shy animal and is hard to slay (don’t try) they prefer a woman's touch and they get more timid as the get older. Never try to pluck it’s hair out only take bits that have been snagged on trees. Limited addition until stock lasts. $10,000,000 6

  8. Bedlockmunks Looks like a mushroom with teeth. They can grow up to 10cm tall and eat slugs and weeds so great for vegetable patches. Don’t annoy it or it will whip you with its eyebrows or bite your fingers. $50 each!

  9. By Ally

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