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Join Hef at the Playboy Mansion for the most fabulous Valentine's Day celebration ever! Indulge in heart-shaped pancakes, pampering, and bunny hops while aiming to double his happiness levels. No rules, just fun! Love, Hugh Hefner.
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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There are so many of you, What is poor Hef to do?
Valentine’s Day Vision Statement • Make this the BEST Valentine’s day in Playboy Mansion history!
Valentine’s Days Goals and Objective -Make Me Happy - Don’t make me unhappy -Remain sexy at all times -Most importantly…
#1 Valentine’s Day Objective…Increase my levels of happiness by 200%
Valentine’s Day Agenda 9am- 11am: Eat heart-shaped pancakes and talk about my good looks 11am- 3pm: Feed me grapes and fan me with a big leaf 3pm-7pm: Further discuss my good looks 7pm- 10pm- Do the bunny hop around the mansion 9pm- February 15: Participate in “one on one” bunny hop sessions with yours truly
Valentine’s Day Rules • Rule #1 THERE ARE NO RULES IN MY MANSION BABY!! • Except in this Playboy Mansion Play-Wii-XXXBox game thing… • Maybe later, you could show me • how to play it • And how to check • voicemail…
Final Valentine’s Day Message… To my dear little Bunnies…. You are all sweeter than honey You make the grey skies seem sunny And on this Valentine’s Day …. I’ll try to love you more than I love my money. Love, Hugh Hefner